HelloMyNameIsAlias
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It starts on a Wednesday morning which, as far as Randy can tell, has absolutely nothing special going for it. He just wakes up at half past six, drives across town to his stupid pays-the-bills morning job, and discovers that the coffee machine is bleeding.
(AKA, the coffee shop AU where Randy goes insane trying to prove that his coworkers are killing people and stuffing them through the coffee mill)
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can't! buy! my! love! by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
30 Sep 2025
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Langa Hasegawa needs to get a job, but no one is hiring. What’s a guy to do? Well, put up fliers all over town advertising his services as a jack-of-all-trades handyman, of course! Quick, affordable, and reliable, there’s no job he won’t do! Surely this is a plan that can’t go wrong.
This is (not) a story about skateboards.
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Your name is Brian Moser. You are only seven years old, and for the past two days you have been bathing in blood. You're scared, and the only thing you want more than your mom's reassurance that everything is going to be okay is a glass of water for your little brother. But I'm here to help. Do exactly as I say, and things will start to go our way, my friend.
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A couple of deleted/extra context scenes from Branching Paths.
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- Part 5 of Branching Paths
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The whims of chance control us all, and the only thing any of us can do is make the decision, over and over again every single day, to do what is right, no matter how the winds may blow or the sun may shine.
The time has come. The danse macabre begins.
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- Part 4 of Branching Paths
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An alternate universe retelling of TUE.
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Encore by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias), lonely-gotham-streetlamp (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Original Work, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
11 Dec 2024
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the vanishing of danny fenton by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2021
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Ahsoka Displaced by roasted-frog-legs (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Feb 2021
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Always in motion, the future is, and sometimes in motion, the past is, when a realm outside of time one wanders.
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three's company by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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“Rocky,” I say sharply. The irritation feels unpleasant inside me, foreign like a toxin.
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07 Jun 2026
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past tense; in memoriam by jamais_vu0
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Apr 2026
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“How far did he get?”
“Almost touched the fence,” Carl says.
“He was motivated,” Eva murmurs distantly. She is suddenly very tired.
“Past tense already?”
Eva flinches, feeling slapped in the face. No more coffees brought to her right as she starts to lag in the afternoon, no more bags of obnoxiously-colored candies hidden away in her pocket to slip to him, lest the vultures in the engineering department claim them all. No more staring at reports while he spins his chair around and talks about nothing, his voice soothing white noise to her after three years of hearing it practically nonstop. No more beers shared after a long day’s work, a brief respite before beginning another grueling day the next morning. It is all past tense now.
(eva stratt has just kidnapped her second-in-command. eva stratt has just lost her closest friend.)
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06 Jun 2026
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My soul in small pieces by Yuu_id
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jun 2026
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In a universe where your lost belongings apear with your soulmate for safekeeping, Ryland Grace receives very few objects from his soulmate—but he treasures every single one of them.
The only thing keeping Rocky sane during his years stranded in space are the strange trinkets that appear around him from his soulmate. He is endlessly grateful for them finally appearing; he desperately needs the distraction from his dead crew and the crushing silence of space.Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
01 Jun 2026
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I'm dying and I'm trying but believe me I'm fine by willoftitanium
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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"Mild sedation will be beneficial to avoid further damage.” Mary says, cool as a cucumber. Right. That sounds good. Great, even.
And there was a needle coming towards me.
Wait."
...Grace has made peace with not going home. Grace has made peace with his choice, and he would choose Rocky every time. Grace has not made peace with what happened to him before he left.
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01 Jun 2026
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Sometimes I'd forget
Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.
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Beta read by chez_levi! Thank you for your notes, and curse you for your implications about metaphors
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01 Jun 2026