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it doesn't matter, just do what feels good. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
05 Jun 2024
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Levi never particularly wanted sex. His life in the Underground had tarnished his understanding of what sex should be like, and he knew perfectly well how to satisfy himself. Of course there was always a part of himself that imagined what it would be like to find someone who was compatible with his weird neuroses and idiosyncrasies around cleanliness and intimacy and sex. But that was hopeless, especially in the military.
Then, you get moved into his squad.
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"Levi actually debated telling Erwin about the fact that he undeniably had some sort of feelings for you. He was the Captain, after all, and this might actually be a hindrance to his capacity to lead. But then he went to breakfast, and you were laughing beside Petra and your smile was so incredible and Levi decided to be selfish."
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18 Jun 2026
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Hermione has never mastered Occlumency, so she blocks her mind with violent thoughts whenever she and Tom Riddle cross paths. One day in History of Magic, she accidentally thinks of his penis while she tries to come up with new torture methods.
'Trust Riddle,' Hermione thinks, 'to not bat an eye at maiming and murdering, but the thought of someone touching his prick makes him freak out.'
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11 Jan 2026
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And like a dog who's learned a new trick Simon rings your bell the next day. Wasn't happy with how he left it, and wasn't that faucet leaking? He's got plenty of spare wood in his shed, don't you worry. What's that about the boiler making a weird noise? He'll take a look at it, might have something for the draft in the hallway too.
Pay him? What are you talking about, he does stuff like this for fun. Don't sweat it, love. Just hand him that wrench.
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11 Nov 2025
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You make the poor, unfortunate decision to start feeding the construction worker in the apartment next door. You shouldn't feed strays unless you want them to stick around.
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11 Nov 2025
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You know you should address this: this need to be something groundbreaking to someone. To want someone to be this obsessed with you, no matter how sick that someone is. You know you would have gone to the police if your stalker was a sleazy, weak-wristed man from the pub. You would’ve moved houses already, changed your name and closed your social media accounts, quit everything if your stalker was small and ugly and weak.
But now that you know he’s relatively good-looking, does something dangerous and has a lot of money, and looks like he could fuck and fight half the city by himself, you’re not in that much of a hurry to go to the authorities.
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10 Nov 2025