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“I bet you... that I can get laid tonight before you can get a single kiss. We pick each other’s targets.”
Dean bites his lip in the vain attempt to not burst out laughing. “Uh-huh,” he says. “Sure, Sammy. Someone single and actually attractive, sure.”
“Deal?” Sam says. “A kiss on the mouth, no cheating.”
Still pushing down a laugh, Dean offers his hand across the table. They shake. “Deal. Okay, who am I going for?”
Sam smiles wider than the devil that once possessed him, and answers: “Cas.”
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30 Jun 2026
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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07 Jun 2026
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Something was definitely off with Ruben. More off than usual, anyhow.
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01 Jun 2026
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“Sit on me.”
It’s an insane thing to offer. Logically, Eddie knows this. Nobody in their right mind would do what he’s about to do, but Eddie’s starting to think maybe he isn’t in his right mind.
“Sit on you?”
“On my thighs,” Eddie explains. “That way you, uh. You know. You can touch.”
“Your ass?”
Eddie nods.
A small, wheezy laugh slips past Buck’s lips. “You want me to sit on you and j-jerk off to porn?”
“And touch,” Eddie adds.
Or: Buck wants to hit the town and get laid. Eddie is vehemently against this idea.
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15 May 2026
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Eddie keeps forgetting that he has a girlfriend. Or that Buck has a boyfriend.
a.k.a:
Chimney's bachelor party, as told in two parts.
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27 Apr 2026