HanMadeForMinho
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They stopped in front of a sign labeled “The Detachable Penis Spider.”
Jisung tilted his head. “The…what?”Minho leaned closer, squinting at the description beneath the name. The display featured a small, unassuming spider sitting on a branch, with text explaining its bizarre mating habits.
“The detachable penis spider,” Minho read aloud, smirking as he continued. “When they reproduce, the male’s…you know, thing falls off and stays inside the female to, uh, block other males and protect it.”
Jisung grimaced, glancing nervously at the spider. “What if…what if it bites me and my dick falls off?”
Minho burst out laughing. “Are you serious right now? That’s not how spiders work, Jisung.”
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Or Jisung is convinced he got bitten by a Spider and his dick will fall off.