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Jake didn't know that Dirk sat at his desktop in his boxers typing commands for Brobot, nor did he know he was able to see via some type of webcam through the robot's immensely intimidating red glowing eyes. He didn't know that it was Dirk who would come into his bedroom and hold him and touch him and then just as suddenly stop, and if he did, he probably wouldn't have let things get as far as they did that night.
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21 May 2025
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The sound of breaking ice was like a beast was waking up underfoot. Great jolts, heaves... in an instant the once-clear ground beneath you splintered into a cobweb with you at the centre, creaking shudders rattling through your tiny body.
And then it all gave way. You feel like you survived, but... perhaps the fall did kill you. That would explain why you plummeted into an inescapable hell. You are trapped underground and you are now the hunted; death follows you at every turn in any form it wishes to take, cold and hunger become loyal companions alongside the knowledge that each day could very well be your last.
You only ‘friend’ and protector from a variety of gruesome fates is an iron jawed (not just figuratively), axe-wielding skeleton monster calling himself Copper. He’s better than nothing but he’s a harsh, callous man of few words, and he won’t tell you why he insists on spending so much time and energy helping you stay alive.
It may have something to do with the fact that, on your first meeting, before you even uttered a single word to him...
... he knew your name.
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05 Nov 2023
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After an incident at the world-famous Ebott Aquarium, you find yourself placed on a team of staff dedicated to the care of the prize exhibits at the facility; three notoriously aggressive skeleton siren monsters captured in the name of 'research'. An orca with a disturbing record of finding new ways to attempt to drown his keepers, a shark who's excellent at removing whatever stray hands come his way, and a deep-sea octopus whose past (and body count) are hidden behind endless stacks of legal papers. Despite their pattern of brutally murdering their ever-changing team of keepers, they all seem to immediately take a shine to you- a worryingly bright shine. A shine that won't go away, a shine that starts to unnerve you.
However, the longer you work there, the more you see the inner workings of Ebott Aquarium. The more you realise the sirens you're 'caring for' aren't dumb beasts, they're deeply intelligent... they aren't mindlessly aggressive, they've gone insane, locked in those tiny glass cages.
... The more you interact with the sirens... the more you realise their murderous aggression might not be all that misplaced.
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28 Mar 2023
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Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons by RecklesslyCaffeinated for Llama_Goddess
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
02 Sep 2022
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Saving Three Ex-cell-ent Skeletons, or, The Pros and Cons You Meet as a Prison Nurse is an Undertale Prison AU. You are a recently graduated prison nurse who’s still getting to grips with your new job at New Ebbott Prison. With a big heart and an almost complete inability to say no, you find yourself in charge of three Skeleton Monsters. One is grouchy, one is flirty and one is entirely insane. Despite your misgivings, and frequent warnings, you find your ability to remain professional with these skele-boys is sorely tested.
Gore and horror chapters (mild gore and only one real horror chapter) will be flagged in the chapter notes.
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- Part 1 of The Skeleton Crew
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23 Mar 2023
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You know you have something here, you and him.
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- Part 1 of sometimes I dream about you
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05 Dec 2022