Haasmith
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Roseanne Park and Lisa Manoban are attorneys at one of the best law firms in NYC. They graduated from the top two law schools in the country and started on the same day. And they both desperately want to be the first female partner at the firm. They cannot stand each other. With one of the partners retiring and one of the firms biggest cases ever quickly approaching their fight for promotion is at an all time high. When the senior partner tells them they will be working the case together they are stunned. Their best friends know they hate each other, their boss knows they hate each other, the whole offices know they hate each other. Lisa and Roseanne both know they hate each other… right
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Can I Eat You for Science? by blakunicorn
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
20 Jun 2026
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Elphaba decides to level up her p**sy-eating skills. Glinda volunteers as tribute.
A one-shot crack fic. Alternate universe.
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20 Jun 2026
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The Match that Broke Oz by MarthaDobie
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
07 Jun 2026
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In the sweltering heat of the southern Munchkinland town of Linster, Elphaba Thropp never expected anything out of the ordinary. Long shifts collecting garbage, a rundown single-roomed apartment, and growing debt. These are ordinary. What is certainly unusual is a phone call, from the Emerald City, informing Elphaba that a viral post on OzPage had identified her soulmate. Not just any soulmate, either. According to half the internet, the birthmark on her arm is the exact mirror image of the pattern adorning Glinda Arduenna Upland. Glinda the Good, Oz’s most beloved celebrity, singer, philanthropist, and personal favourite of the Wizard himself. Within days, Elphaba finds herself dragged from obscurity into the blinding lights of the Emerald City, contractually engaged to the most famous woman in the country… who seems to despise her on sight.
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10 May 2026
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face to face with I told you so by Ilovesushiiiiiii
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms
13 Jun 2026
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Glinda’s smile faltered just a fraction. The shoe's magic had ceased the moment Nessarose’s life had. When they had been so sure that they had found a way to bid the “heroine” of Munchkinland farewell, the audience watched as the little girl tapped her feet together a grand total of three times… and nothing happened.
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the end of wicked but Glinda is rawdogging her lesbian situationship dealing with politics and lwk just has full custody of dorothy while they try to figure out how the fuck to get her back to Kansas.
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25 Apr 2026
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The Tragedy of Being Beloved by Disastrous_Goose
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
28 Jun 2026
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When Fiyero and Elphaba stumble across his childhood home during their exile they get drawn back into the world of the living... and find out that Oz has moved forward since their 'deaths'.
Glinda should tell them that moving forward is not the same as moving on.
AKA: The Seven Years Later Fic That Absolutely Nobody Asked For.Series
- Part 1 of Beloved
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06 Mar 2026
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caricature of a witch by haline for localgaysian
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movies 2024 2025)
21 Jun 2026
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“Do you remember Madame Morrible and her awful Prop and Ganda department? Well, I figured that I could put them to actual good use. And so I did a little image rehabilification.”
“A little?”
Glinda twirls a strand of blonde hair around her finger, not meeting her eyes. “Tiny. Microscopical. Infinitesimal. Just a whisper of a coordinated multiyear plan involving publicists, historians, theater troupes, and a very spirited group of fans.”
Elphaba blinks.
Glinda smiles sweetly.
“Elphaba,” she says gently, “darling—to come back from a smear campaign, you simply must have good press.”
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