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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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19 Jun 2026
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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19 Jun 2026
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Sirius Black makes a different choice.
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- Part 1 of It runs in the blood
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04 Mar 2026
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Beyond the Blood Wards ~ Book 1 by SnapeIsMySpiritQuill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2025
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It was a long shot—an impossibly long shot—but it was all he had.
Harry lunged for the photo, his bloodied nose dripping crimson onto the paper as he scrambled for something to write with. But Vernon had locked away all of Harry’s things to prevent him from contacting anyone. In desperation, Harry smeared his blood across the photo with trembling fingers, scrawling three words:
Please help me.
He signed it with a shaky, almost illegible ‘Harry’ before stumbling to Hedwig’s cage. He flung the door open and shoved the photo into her talons, his breath coming in sharp, uneven gasps. Vernon’s angry bellows grew louder as he forced the door open, splinters of wood flying into the room.
“T-take it to Professor Snape!” Harry rasped, barely able to speak through the panic and exhaustion.
Hedwig let out a distressed hoot as Harry squeezed her through the narrow bars of the window. He turned just as Vernon burst into the room, his face purple with fury, his breathing ragged.
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- Part 1 of Beyond the Blood Wards
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11 Feb 2026
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world..."
George wanders into a bar. Nothing is ever the same.
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15 Oct 2025