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    Three little faces. By the doorway. Children?

    “Oh.” Phil says, for lack of words, because it’s been a bit of a while since he’s seen kids. Three pairs of wide eyes stare back at Phil, terror given at the bloody display before them, the fangs of his teeth bared, the red splattered over his lips, the still warm body held in his claws.

    “Oh, hello.” Phil grins. The smallest one opens his mouth and screams.

    (Or, Vampire!Phil is trying to get by in a zombie apocalypse with the great lack of humans. He decides to try raising his own food supply, after finding three kids. It’s definitely not adoption. No, not at all. (Well, maybe just a bit.))

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    “And your name?” The fae asks, a hand held out, his voice so kind and sweet that Tommy nearly forgets himself, forgets the warnings he’s been given.

    He opens his mouth to answer, then shuts it just as quickly.

    “Uh.” Tommy says, like a fool. Now that was close. Too close.

    (Or, a story in which Tommy has always been too curious for his own good.)

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    31 May 2026

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    The score’s currently 21-17, in the favor of the light, but he hasn’t lost a fight yet, and he has no plans to lose to a measly light. A poem about a tiger repeats itself in his head for the millionth time.


    This is what he needed- he was the Blood God, how had he survived on this ship without making a sacrifice? How had he battled that boredom in that cell, when all he needed to be happy was the feeling of blood dripping down his arms? 

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    turns out, putting a battle-hardened warrior into a room with little enrichment leads to them finding their own form of amusement

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    07 May 2026

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    They called him the Blood God. Or at least, Techno thinks that's his title. He's had to teach himself the common language that most fighters spoke, and while he couldn't pronounce a single lick of it, he could understand a few words here and there, and upon hearing the word 'blood' along with another word spoken with pure reverence in its tone, Technoblade found himself relishing it, embracing the blood king, the Blood God with the might of a man who's lost everything he's ever known.

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    In all the time that he’d spent studying to be the best medic he could for his crew, Wilbur never thought that he’d come across a species quite like humans. They took what he knew about medicine and medical care and made it a whole lot stranger.

    After all, when they were injured, they’d just keep bleeding, like their bodies weren’t able to keep the blood inside. Didn’t they have anything to quickly clot their blood and seal the wound shut? Apparently not. Their blood clotted, but so much slower than everyone else Wilbur had ever met, making it far more likely for them to bleed out after some kind of battle.

    Which, unfortunately, his human crewmate always seemed to get involved in.

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    Wilbur misunderstands what is and is not an injury for humans as he tried to learn more about his new crewmate. As it turned out, there's a lot more than blood that's strange about humans. All Wilbur wanted was to keep his crew safe, but humans seem to always confound him. Techno, on the other hand, doesn't understand why his alien crewmates are so concerned for his health when he's perfectly fine.

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    01 May 2026