Greased_Garlic



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    Tim is grateful Hood leaves promptly, in any case, because that means he doesn’t see Tim crawl the last few feet into his house.

     

    [Jack and Janet die uneventfully— at the hands of a home intruder, at 3:41 in the morning on a Thursday. Two gunshots. Tim’s entire world comes to a screeching halt at 3:44, when he finds their bodies.]

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    11 Jun 2026

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    When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.

    Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “This definitely isn’t my universe,” Jason said blankly.

    “What the fuck?” Alternate-Jason asked, his crassness clashing with his neat business attire.

    “Language, Jason,” Martha Wayne chided with a fond smile.

    “Sorry, ma’am.”

     

    Or… Jason Todd discovers that he can travel through the multiverse (on top of his usual weirdness, ie, immortality) and chaos ensues.

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    30 May 2026

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    Diana straightens, her voice firm now. “Robin, can Batman come to the line?”

     

    “Batman can’t come to the phone right now! Why? Because he’s dead!”

     

    Clark’s blood runs cold.

     

    The room erupts— chairs scraping, voices overlapping, Barry swearing. Hal demanding answers, Arthur already moving for the exit. Diana’s hand is on her sword. J’onn’s mind reaches out instinctively, alarm rippling through him. Clark can’t hear any of it. All he can think is dead, echoing over and over, and the fact that it came from a child’s mouth.

     

    “Robin,” Clark manages, fingers digging into the console, “what do you mean—“

     

    “Ohmagosh, calm down! It’s a Taylor Swift song. Are you guys so old you don’t know? That’s sad.”

     

    Or, Batman is a Justice League consultant and can’t come to the phone.

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    25 May 2026

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    “Why are you here?” Hal asks, feeling the beginning of a headache pounding in his skull.

    The kid, Jason, stops chewing on Hal’s potato chips and looks at him as if he’s stupid for asking a reasonable question. “Because Batman hates you the most, duh.”

    A tale of friendship that spans years.

    (Each installment can be read as a standalone.)

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    10 May 2026