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The Dragon and the Black Dog by Goatihilator for purgatoree
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Dec 2025
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John "Soap" MacTavish never thought he'd want to take a mate.
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- Part 1 of The Dragon and the Black Dog
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Sweat drips down Simon Riley’s brow as he pushes through his next set of squats. It’s a hot, humid day in the city and everyone can feel it in the gym. Just as he sets the bar back on the rack, his phone rings with a call. Taking it out of his pocket, he sees that it’s his mum calling. Simon hits accept as he puts the phone up to his ear. He’s barely able to eke out a “‘llo” before she starts on.
“Simon, love, if you’re not busy, can you stop by the funeral home associated with the synagogue?"
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Two new trainers arrive at the stables: Halsin, a natural horsemanship trainer, and Gale, a dressage trainer. Astarion’s pissed. He worked his ass off to become an established dressage trainer here, and now he has competition on top of dealing with his asshole client, Cazador Szarr.
Gale’s starting afresh after a nasty divorce from his ex, Mystra. He’s already stressed and nervous enough about moving to a new stable, but now he has a trainer that hates him.
Halsin’s moved stables after taking on an apprentice, and is pleasantly surprised to find two very attractive trainers there, despite them being at each others’ throats. Can he apply his gentle practices and help them get along?
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Dragons and Muscular Blonds by Hildigardis (Goatihilator) for r4dianteclipse
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
29 Nov 2016
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Legends speak of beings capable of controlling dragons. Belief whether these legends are true or not vary, but Clint Barton always believed them to be fairy tales. Now, in 2015, his housemate and best friend for life James Buchanan Barnes springs the fact that the legends of dragon tamers are very real. He proves it when he brings home a young dragonling, weak and sickly and trying to survive.
Enter exotic vet Steve Rogers, who only wants to help all the animals he can. He did not sign up for fantastical creatures, though.
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SCP-141-07
Item #: 141-07
Object Class: Thaumiel
Description: Discovered by SAS Captain [DATA REDACTED], entity 141-07 is a void mass of unknown origin and purpose. The entity is classed 'Thaumiel' due to its ability to destroy, eat, or absorb dangerous objects and entities unable to be otherwise contained with existing Foundation resources.
The entity has accepted the name 'Ghost', and responds favorably to male pronouns, though most appearances of Ghost defy categorical gender designation. Most often a black cat (141-07a), Ghost has formed a companionable relationship with Captain [DATA REDACTED], and his assigned handlers, Sergeants [DATA REDACTED] and [DATA REDACTED].Bookmarked by Goatihilator
12 Jun 2026
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Van's Resident Evil Art by VANKER (VANMEC)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
09 Jun 2026
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It's gonna mostly be Chreon fuckin nasty cause they deserve it uwu.
(2026-05-31) ok nvm there's some kreon too lmaoTags will be updated as things get added.
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05 May 2026
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But Your Love Was Unmoved by enderspren for MildLimerence
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
15 Dec 2025
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“Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten me, Johnny,” he murmurs. Soap can’t breathe. Doesn’t even react when Ghost leans down and presses a kiss to his slack and pouting mouth. Tears spills over his lashes again, dark spots forming where they land on Ghost’s shirt.
“I’m sorry,” Soap mumbles.
There’s a gleam in Ghost’s eyes when he looks down at Soap, mask hitched in that funny way it does when he’s grinning underneath. “I guess I’ll have to seduce you, won’t I?”
“Again,” Soap says, a smile pulling at his own mouth.
Ghost doesn’t reply, just hums and pulls Soap against his broad chest. Soap melts against him immediately, the action feeling like second nature. It’s hard to believe he would have forgotten Ghost, but maybe he really did.
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Soap wakes up, weak and confused, and his memory's got more holes than his nan's doilies. Things get worse when Ghost tells him that they were together and Soap's mind is curiously blank on the subject.
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08 Jun 2026
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He's being hunted.
Simon's being hunted and there's only one way out. He has to get back in the water and hope like hell that he can swim fast enough to evade the mershark that lurks nearby.
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- Part 4 of Not Even the Depths
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03 Jun 2026
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of berries, promises and other sweet things by Mr_Pikule for YolkySin
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
20 Aug 2024
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“No!” Soap mindlessly reached out, grabbing what he could of the man, catching the soft washed out hoodie Ghost always wore in the sanctuary. “No, wait!”
Ghost hummed, making no attempt to free his clothes from Soap’s sweaty grasp.
“Price did mention you acting antsy lately. I see he wasn’t pulling my leg. You seem to be looking for something to occupy yourself.”
Opening his mouth to retort, Soap already knew how condemning it would come out.
“It’s not what you think it is…”
“No?” there was a heavy, pregnant pause. “Shame.”
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03 Jun 2026