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    After the end of the world is averted, Crowley expects things to be less complicated, they both do, and when they're not it becomes clear to Aziraphale that he's been hurting his companions feelings in ways he hadn't realized. Now Crowley is clearly meaningfully upset with him.

    Originally written as a 20% cracked premise... Just lighthearted -enough- to keep me from taking myself too seriously, but that has liberated me. So it starts with some ideas I was toying with, thinking I might write a drabble and get back to writing my novel, but then I came up with PLOT, so it gets progressively heavier and additionally sincere. We're dragging up and addressing everything. We are unpacking some millenniums-old boxes. If something doesn't seem to sit quite right, especially in the first few chapters, do know there is a HIGH likelihood I have dragged it back up to address it.

    **Very horny with lots of implied kink potential for at least the length of two novels before resolving any sexual tension. Anxiety abounds.**

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    10 Mar 2023

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    It's supposed to be an exchange. An arrangement. Something to make them both feel better and less lonely. But Crowley's never had the brightest ideas.

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    08 Mar 2023

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    Gabriel fucks.

    That's it, that's the story.

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    03 Mar 2023

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    Rare and commanding creatures, omegas have the world at their fingertips. Unfortunately, that also means they have targets on their backs. One particular omega is made aware of that in a botched kidnapping that encourages his family to tuck him into a mansion and keep him there. All for his safety, of course.

    This dull life is far from what Aziraphale wants, however, so when the chance to have a bodyguard presents itself, he leaps at the opportunity.

    That the opportunity smells nice and is handsome is quite the boon, if only Crowley would look at him as something besides a person who needs protecting...

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    24 Feb 2023

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    The island of snacks is a refuge for Stede. Island of Misfit Orgy-goers, he thinks to himself. He snatches a bottle of water, does as the sign says, and hydrates. He can hear music playing throughout the whole house, a sexy and sultry playlist that he quite enjoys. Over the sound of the music are the occasional moan or sound of slapped flesh and a whimper. Stede blinks, staring at the wall and taking in the sounds of the evening. Could he distinguish Mary’s voice from the rest? He wonders. He doesn’t think he can. He doesn’t know if he’s ever heard her in the throes of passion, come to think of it, and that thought slightly depresses him.

    “First time?” a deep voice says across the island.

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    Stede and Mary attend their first queer poly play party, and Stede learns a lot about himself with the help of a delightful stranger.

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    18 Feb 2023