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    Maybe, just maybe, Ilya can admit the Spyder is a bit suspicious. The Raiders license plate is not helping things but the Lambo has the vanity plate ROZY so what was he supposed to do? Take his Ferrari to pick up his boyfriend? No. Let his boyfriend take a cab to his house from the airport? Absolutely not.

    Luckily Shane is helping the situation by dressing like a broke frat boy in a hoodie that he’s had since he was seventeen years old (Ilya would know), a backwards Blue Jays hat, sweatpants, with nothing but a duffle and an insulated tote bag

    In which; The Hollanders take Ilya on a last minute road trip. Yuna is concerned about Ilya’s career, Shane wants to be the best boyfriend possible, Ilya wants to pay for a damn meal, and David is just happy to be in the kitchen.

    A Prequel to “One For The Road” but both can stand alone

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane: Hayden and I will be watching the kids while Jackie does a girls trip.

    Mom: Be sure to bring them for a visit! I want to see my grandbabies!

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    Shane Hollander's texts get leaked. His relationship with Hayden and Jackie is put under a microscope. Lily doesn't quite make it under the radar.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander has never missed a practice, never taken a bad penalty, never once failed to submit a color-coded self-assessment on time. He eats brown rice and broccoli by choice. He is, by any reasonable measure, fine.

    The Montreal Metros recruitment team disagrees. But whatever's wrong with him can probably be fixed with the right coaching and a few weeks at an elite mental conditioning camp.

    What he finds at Camp Straight Edge is a group of new friends with similar struggles, one Russian junior champion who finds the whole situation endlessly amusing, and the slow realization that the problem they're trying to fix might not be a problem at all.

    (But I'm a Cheerleader AU)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    24 Jun 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    21 Jun 2026