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    Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

    Sheldon, however, would explain it a different way: "Apocalypse Week is a series of training exercises, skirmishes, and aptitude tests based on survival simulations for various apocalyptical events. It serves to debunk a number of myths perpetrated by Hollywood and popular culture and to ensure personal survival scenarios are reliable and well-practiced."

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    Much to her dismay, Jemma Simmons has gone nearly a year without partaking in a certain activity. After a bottle of wine and a late night at work, she complains to her best friend and details all the ways in which her recent lack of sex is really screwing her over.

    AKA a prequel to "In Desperate Need of Some Service."

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    15 Nov 2015

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    Fitz thinks Jemma hates him. Jemma thinks Fitz hates her. Sometimes, all it takes is a little alcohol and one case of apartment exile to get one's wires uncrossed.

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    15 Nov 2015

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    Jemma stepped closer, reading the fine print. The job was offering 20 dollars (20 dollars!) an hour, simply to man phones at a sex hotline. Goodness – Jemma was a biologist; she could explain to some confused college students how to put on a condom. She could certainly do it for twenty dollars an hour. She pulled one of the tags with the phone number printed on it off the bottom of the flyer.

    (You can thank and/or blame typhanni/notapepper for this AU prompt too.)

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    27 Oct 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    The sandwich! Love, Jemma! The handholding! But Fitz still hasn't made a move on Jemma. This is an AU that takes place sometime around the end of season two. Jemma is getting a bit frustrated because Fitz has no personal boundaries anymore and keeps getting a bit—ahem—close. Sexually frustrated Jemma takes some questionable advice from Skye and some, y'know, angsty ironing out of the wrinkles in their relationship ensues—but in a fun way! Includes light angst, awkward dating and first time happy happy.

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    26 Oct 2015