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“Simple set theory,” Alhaitham says, nodding. “Unless (A) equals (B), set (A+B) will always be smaller than sets (A) and (B) separately. I am aware of that, yes.”
Kaveh clicks his tongue. “Well, I hope you are also aware that with all these requirements, you don’t get a set (A+B), or even (A+B+C). Yours is a set comprised of the entire Sumerian alphabet!”
Kaveh has had enough of Alhaitham always loitering around the house. In an attempt to get Alhaitham to go out more often, he jokingly tells him to start dating someone. Much to Kaveh’s shock, Alhaitham agrees—and promptly assigns him as his personal matchmaker. And even though Alhaitham’s requirements for his ideal partner are annoyingly specific, Kaveh refuses to back down from a good challenge. He’s confident in his abilities—that is, until his own feelings start getting in the way...
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27 Jun 2026
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Devotion Has Sunburned Side Effects by dtnvrr4
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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Kaveh remembered the stories. Cattle that were sacred. Cattle that were never to be touched.
“Please. I’m sorry. I’ll do anything. If it’s punishment you want—or justice—I’ll take it. Just spare them. Some of them are still kids.”
The god tilted his head. Stepped closer. Looked Kaveh over like he was something to be carved open.
“Anything?”
Kaveh swallowed. “Y-yes.”
Or: Kaveh’s juniors pissed off a god. Kaveh offered himself in their place. He didn’t expect the punishment to last a lifetime. And he definitely didn’t expect to enjoy it.
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"Let me get this straight. You want Kaveh, a man known for being about as subtle as a stampede of sumpter beasts -"
"Hey! Come on! I'm right here, you know!"
"--to act as your spy? For the good of the nation?" Alhaitham snorted. "Kaveh can't even remember his keys, Cyno. And you're expecting him to engage in advanced statecraft?"
"Ok, rude."
When a certain ginger-haired Snezhnayan buys a slice of barren desert property in Sumeru, it's up to Kaveh to figure out whether this strange foreigner is actually the Eleventh Fatui Harbinger, and more importantly, what he's plotting out there in the middle of no man's land. Kaveh can do this. Probably.
But it would sure be a lot easier if Alhaitham hadn't invited himself along as the world's most distracting fake husband.
Chapter 9: The Ultimate Question Answered!, Chapter 10: What are Men to Rocks and Mountains?, Chapter 11: Perfectly Imperfect (posted!)
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- Part 1 of Shy Spy Series
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19 Jun 2026
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Architectural Integrity by MrAlcazarzaray (SpadeNoir)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Jan 2024
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Kaveh prides himself on being a loyal individual. He's loyal to his career as an architect, even if his debts make him wonder why he bothers with the low cuts he earns from his commissions. He's loyal to his friends, always willing to show up when they need him. He's even loyal to his no good, down right awful, boyfriend. Well, ex-boyfriend. A bad breakup, news of cheating, and a night of drinking leads to revenge being served.
Too bad he didn't realize that his one-night stand was about to be his boss for the foreseeable future. Surely this won't come back to bite him later, right?
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09 Jun 2026
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Kaveh drunkenly spills his misery to someone he thinks is a stranger.
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“You —“ he cut himself off with a slight hiccup. “You already said that.” He couldn’t help a scowl forming on his features. “…honestly, you’re starting to remind me of someone.”
The stranger crossed his arms. “Really, now? Who?”
"My roommate."
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04 Jun 2026