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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    At the end of the story, Carl Johnson leaves the Johnson's House to see around town when he slips into the universe's seams and is trapped in the Hidden Interior Universe, a place of endless emptiness. Meeting friends and foes alike, he needs to find a way to get out.

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Lumine finds herself in a dark theatre.

    So, too, do the other important figures in Teyvat along with some normal citizens who played a part in the journey of this world.

    Now, they're being forced to watch the truth of their world through the eyes of a certain golden-haired traveler.

    [A GENSHIN IMPACT CHARACTERS REACT TO GENSHIN IMPACT STORY.]

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Be the traveller of the next samsara, and I will tell you my name.”

    Phanes looked at her as if she had gone mad, before bursting into laughter. He moved closer to her and this time gripped her chin tightly, leaning towards her face. The Tsaritsa of Snezhnaya did not look away, and Phanes' face hardened, His eyes were so expressive that she could read his fierce anger in them.

    “What is your plan now? You think I want to play the hero, nation after nation?”

    “It’s worth it if it can put an end to all this, isn’t it?” she coughs as He presses harder, the air escaped her lungs, but they both know it couldn’t harm her. “You’ll have my name, and I’ll have played my last card. If it doesn’t work, you can erase my name from the Irminsul and kill me.”

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    The Tsaritsa, the godess of love, the world bearer, L*****; she fought for billions of years to save Teyvat from its annihilation, from its creator, Phanes. And this time, she bets, one last bet. Her name, her life in exchange for the chance to create an ember of love in the deity who only crave torture and destruction.

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    20 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    As he looks out in each direction, his heart sinks in his chest. The views are beautiful — a lush rainforest with a massive tree, a vast desert, frozen tundras, a great volcano spewing ash, a great plateau spilling water into the surrounding sea like an overflowing chalice, an archipelago off in the distance, mountain ranges and gorges that seemed to cut into the earth itself, and windswept rolling hills — but he recognizes none of it. After over thirty million recurrences, Phainon knew the lands of Amphoreus like the back of his hand a million times over. The views before him now did not match anything in his memories. And yet, there was a highly peculiar sense of familiarity akin to knowing that he'd seen it before but was utterly unable to recall any specific memory of it.
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    Phainon wakes up on the heavenly throne of Teyvat with no clue how he got there. His last memories are of confronting Nanook the Destruction. He recognizes nothing and yet sometimes there is a sense of familiarity with this new place and people that he can't explain.

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    20 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    In which I take the silly concept of Phanes!Phainon and make him a playable character with Talents, Constellations, Voicelines, and all.

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    20 Jun 2026