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    Would you still love me if I was a worm? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    15 Apr 2026

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    Shane wakes up and Ilya is gone. All that's left is his phone, a mysterious text, and a worm.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    the embarrassment is so strong that i have to hold this fic against canon shane hollander. sorry canon shane hollander i know you’ve been through a lot but a version of you has been through this and it is not your fault but it is now your problem

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    Apogee by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    09 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    10 Jun 2026

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    i’m not sure i can ever read this again but also i feel the unbearable need to never lose it or delete this tab ever. this ruined me?? me and my astrophysics modules when you said carrington event. i had to put my phone down for a bit. reading this again will flay me open i had to skim read it the first time for fear of mental collapse

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    Select All by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    02 May 2026

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    I WANT TO ABSORB THIS INTO MY BLOOD. ID INJECT IT IF I COULD

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    Nice try, get out the way by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Hayden Pike is sad. He wants to go to bed with Shane Hollander, the most beautiful man in the MHL, but he can’t seem to score because he is very bad at hockey.

    Hayden Pike probably wrote this. Not Ilya Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov would never do such a thing. Don’t tell his husband.

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    13 May 2026

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    HELLO I REQUIRE THIS TO BE TATTOOED ON THE BACK OF MY EYELIDS THANK YOU

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    Shane Hollander is Dating a Nice Man From Montreal! by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    16 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    13 May 2026

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    literally fucking perfect and so fucking funny oh my god.