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  1. Rec 52

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    Shortly after moving to Splatsville, Eight and Three are finally relaxing and enjoying their time as a couple. Neo Three has defeated Mr. Grizz and things seem calm. Of course, reality would say otherwise. Their peace is interrupted by the Anarchy Splatcast reporting on a mysterious green octoling that was found near Mahi-Mahi Resort; the footage shows it acting in a violent and unusual way. Cephalopods are advised to stay away from the hotel that has had to stop its activities. As a blurry picture and video from the incident are released, both agents realize that it cannot be anything but a sanitized octoling. Despite both hating the idea, they decide that it is time to return to the Deepsea Metro, the source of many of their traumas and night terrors. Since the Squid Sisters are busy with Alterna clean up, Cuttlefish’s recovery, and their singing career, the pair must resort to the only two others with expertise on the Metro, Off the Hook.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Genuenely brought me to tears. A must read for every Splatoon fan. Please show the author some love, they deserve it

  2. Rec 27

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    Marina has been acting weirdly skittish around Pearl, especially since they started dating, and she's starting to get genuinely worried for her girlfriend.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    She’s huhrm literally me,,,

  3. Rec 64

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    Marina catches the "Octo-flu" and Pearl wants to help her through it.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Me when the uhhh uhhhh uhhh uh Perlina

  4. Rec *

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    Three-and-one-third bodies have been found in an abandoned vehicle on the riverbank.

    It would be a challenging case even without the bad weather, weapons smuggling, white nationalists, industrial accidents, and the concept of pedigree dog breeds—but over it all hangs one troubling question: What is it that fascinates you about Kim Kitsuragi? Is it working class camaraderie? A sinister hex of mysterious origin? Did you imprint on him in Martinaise, like an amnesiac duckling? If you don’t figure out what’s going on soon, people are going to start to notice. Especially him.

    And sooner or later? Everything is related to the case.

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    08 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The very best DE I’ve ever read (the author did a bit of smut too that is canonically after this fic if you’re into that)