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Sanji used to think getting shot by Cupid’s arrow would be a beautiful ordeal, but he gets to know that Cupid is a stupid cunt and the whole experience sucks. He can't pull the shitty arrow out of his heart no matter how hard he tries. So he does the next best thing and kicks Zoro squarely in the chest.
Or: Sanji falls in love.
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12 Apr 2026
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Some number of hours and instructions later, Franky is proudly explaining his new dishwashing machine to the rest of the crew as Sanji gathers plates by the stack from the dinner table.
Zoro stands from the table, gathering the cleared dishes as he heads to the sink.
“Those will only need a rinse, Marimo,” Sanji informs him. “Franky’s machine will handle the rest.”
Zoro pauses in the middle of the kitchen. He turns his head and stares at the machine for a moment, brow low. Then, he turns and sets the stacks of plates down, glancing back over to the blond.
“Guess you won’t need me then, huh, Cook,” Zoro remarks.
Sanji straightens before he means to. The plates balanced on his elbow waver but adjusts to keep them aloft.
…Sanji hadn’t thought of that.
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10 Apr 2026
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“Father placed another offering this morning,” Reiju shares offhand.
“Another?” Sanji awes, “it has barely been a week since the last.”
“That it has,” Reiju agrees.
“What did he attempt to offer?”
“A broadsword,” she explains, “crafted by our finest blacksmiths.”
Sanji sighs in relief, “I am grateful he has not returned to the sacrifices. I’d feared our livestock might not last the season.”
“You are among other relieved parties. Namely our quartermaster.”
“Has there been anything accepted so far?” Sanji asks, before frowning in thought.
“Although… I’m sure I’d hear of it if a demon arrived on our doorstep.”༺₊⁺⋆｡₊❅₊｡⋆⁺༻
ZoSan Fantasy AU
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05 Apr 2026
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Zoro sets the bag on the counter and begins taking things out- a set of whetstones, a polishing cloth, oils and wax.
“What the hell.”
“Here. This one should work better- but for god’s sake soak it first. Do you have any bigger knives that need work in the meantime?”
“I know how to sharpen my own knives.”
“Not better than I do.”
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Sanji cares a lot about his knives. Zoro sharpens blades with deadly precision and divine focus. Neither of them can be normal about this.
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30 Mar 2026
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Anastasia AU. When Nami convinces him to embark on a trip to fleece someone like Dracule Mihawk for a hefty sum of berries, Sanji didn’t expect anything much of it. Then they find him: a doppelgänger that they can pass off as the only surviving Shimotsuki.
If only the green-haired bastard isn’t so fucking rude.
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21 Mar 2026