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The Greater Good-verse (And Other Bullshit) by Dandalf
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2026
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Harry woke up in a cupboard and decided to have a productive day. Things escalated from there.
This is the series where a jaded, overpowered, foul-mouthed Harry Potter causes international incidents, traumatises Dumbledore, and commits more felonies before dinner than most Dark Lords manage in a career. There are Horcruxes, heists, and a pink dildo that vibrates for reasons that are entirely Voldemort's fault.
If you're looking for canon compliance, redemption arcs, or characters who make good decisions, you are in the wrong place. But if you want to watch a nine-year-old drink hot chocolate while screams echo from the basement, pull up a chair.
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22 Jul 2026
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What if Ron had accused Hermione of helping Harry cheat his way into the tournament, severing ties with both of them instead of only Harry? What if Hermione had been angry with him instead of excusing his jealousy? What if Harry made a really dumb choice, and Hermione learned that sometimes, challenging authority can be good? A reimagining of Goblet of Fire, starting the day after the eponymous Goblet throws our hero into the Tournament.
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07 Jul 2026
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When Harry Potter joined the Gryffindor Quidditch team, he didn't expect his teammates would become his closest friends, that he would possess forgotten magical abilities, or even that he would face his parents' killer. All while dominating Hogwarts Quidditch on the side. At the end of his journey, who will be remembered in the annals of history? The Boy-Who-Lived, or Harry Potter?
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- English
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02 Jul 2026
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Grimmauld Place, Home For Wayward Boys by Crazybooklady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2026
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Following the war, the Ministry for Magic begins seizing the properties of former Death Eaters and Voldemort's followers. Aside from that there is a housing shortage due to the war. So Sirius offers for Remus to move in with baby Teddy. Then Harry and Ron move in after auror training, followed by Draco, Neville, Blaise, and Charlie. With a crowded house full of wayward boys, chaos ensues. Going into business, getting into politics, tracking werewolves, house elf rights, taking down dark wizards, and exposing corruption. You know, just boys being boys.
There are just a few rules:
1. If the child is asleep, shut the fuck up.
2. No bad words in front of the child.
3. For Merlin’s sake, clean up your own mess.
4. Everyone cooks once a week, except Remus.
5. Permanent silencing charm required on everyone’s room.
6. Silence before eight on the weekends
7. Everyone has to babysit Teddy once a month.
8. If anyone drinks Sirius’s expensive liquor it must be replaced with two bottles of equally expensive liquor.
9. Warn the rest of us if you’re bringing someone home.
10. If anyone can get Walburga to shut the hell up they are relieved of cooking duty for two monthsBookmarked by Firewood
29 Jun 2026
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Embroiled in a scandal worthy of the front page, Britain's Most Famous wizard has to face the consequences of his actions and the fallout of his divorce.
Meanwhile, after four years, the Brightest Witch of Her Age is ready to return to London for the next adventure in her life only to be pulled into a whirlwind scheme by her best friend(s).
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Bookmarked by Firewood
03 Jun 2026