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in the heat of the moment by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2025
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“A-Lian, fuck sakes, why are you wearing your winter robes?” Shang Qinghua clicks his tongue as she approaches his table. “Aish! Just looking at you makes me feel even hotter!”
“Shifu,” she says slowly and evenly, “it’s winter.”
“Hah?” Shang Qinghua exclaims, abruptly stopping from fanning himself to look at her, confused and a whole lot annoyed by the sweat trickling from his nape down his back.
“And we’re also in the middle of a blizzard.”
“...ah?”
“If this one would assess the situation, it seems like Shifu has been spending more time in a climate much different than Cang Qiong, and so it is only fair that he is no longer accustomed to it.”
Shang Qinghua is so confused. “What does that have to do with—ah.” Understanding finally dawns, and Shang Qinghua closes his eyes as he throws his head back against the backrest of his chair. “Ah, shit.”
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or: SQH needs to be the Northern Dessert's Consort to have body temperature regulating powers, and MBJ finally convinces him to finally get the wedding preparations in motion.
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- Part 17 of love mercy, now
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14 Jun 2026
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grimoire by WithLoweredVoices
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2024
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‘Alright, fine,’ huffs Wei Ying, blowing out his cheeks. He adjusts his grip on the smooth hilt of the sword, as cold as wet stone beneath his palm. ‘How do I give this back to you?’
‘I must trade with you something of equal worth,’ says the strange man.
‘Uh. Okay.’ Wei Ying rubs his forehead with his free hand. ‘How about your name? Your real name.’ In case he needs to file a police report or stalk this beautiful, scary man on google or something.
The man looks even more angry. He pulls his shoulders back and draws himself to his full height, which is rather impressive and forces Wei Ying to tip his chin up slightly.
‘My name is Lan Zhan,’ the man says.
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(The one where it’s a dark academia AU - only it’s not.)Series
- Part 2 of Magical Realism MDZS
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07 Jun 2026
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the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated by zigur_zig_ah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2020
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In order to keep the two worlds from colliding (and his cushy life as a wealthy noble second son from being destroyed), Shen Yuan decides that it's time to nip things in the bud.
He's going to kill Shen Qingqiu before Proud Immortal Demon Way even begins, and Shen Jiu, the weird, secretive cultivator he met in a teahouse, is going to help him.
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24 May 2026
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My Lover and the Alien by Velika_Azure_Wing
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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Adrian's love has returned to them from the stars and brought along... an alien. All new things take an adjustment period. Some are just stranger than others.
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03 May 2026
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