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I believe in Zuul. I believe in Sherlock Homes. I believe there is no truth worth attaining that can't be shared. I believe in time travel. I believe in divine existence, for if you must ask, yes, I'm a god. I believe in the Prime Directive, except in matters of love, The Golden Rule, except when buying gifts, and Rule 34, except when I'm looking.

I believe in digital watches. I believe in phones that play TV shows, TVs that surf the Internet and computers that make phone calls. All four of which tell you the exact time, none of which is ever the same (which supports my belief in time-travel). I believe elves ride wolves, fairies used to be birds, and mushrooms grant wishes (but only wishes for big, small, yummy, high, 1-up or dead).

I believe in love at first sight, love triangles, and unrequited love. I believe in soul-mates. I believe in Recognition. I believe that anybody who thinks that Lois and Clark, wouldn't work things out, are as naive as those that thought Lex was actually dead.

I believe that since responsibility and power are directly proportionate (Stan Lee Law), and power and quantity are inversely proportionate (Ninja Law) then responsibility and quantity must be inversely proportionate. Which explains why you always eat the whole bag.

I believe nothing good ever came out of a lead box.

I believe whipped is an interception of the vinn-diagram for coffee, eggs, Rule 34, one-hit-wonders and dysfunctional relationships. I believe Java is the universal language, no matter your platform or coffee shop. I believe the Lima Bean has the best Joe. I believe that the spice must flow. I believe in Sonic Screwdrivers, but I don't believe drive-in-restaurants should sell vodka.

I believe in Thursday's Angel, and I never forget my towel.

I believe that the cake is both a lie and not a lie until you open the orange box.