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Clarke and Bellamy have vivid dreams about each other and then try to pretend it didn’t happen. Heavily inspired by Down Bad, Guilty as Sin, and The Prophecy by Taylor Swift
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30 Nov 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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11 Jun 2025
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Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.
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25 May 2025
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It’s Magnus’ dumb idea, because of course it is. A whole month of not coming, because it supposedly makes you really focused and shit.
...And if Mags and all the guys think Isak’s gonna lose the stupid challenge, then fine, whatever. He’s not though. Even is.
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Or, Isak, Even and the boy squad participate in the No Nut November challenge, a whole month of not coming.Series
- Part 1 of No Nut November
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09 Apr 2025
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between everything, yourself, and home by napricot
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 May 2017
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“This is your home?” asks Bucky at one point.
“It’s where I’m living now, yeah.”
Bucky comes home. Steve's a little slower on the uptake.
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09 Apr 2025