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    Minho came into his life like the big bang.

    Jisung had been burning alone, hot and bright, small and intense—and then his universe suddenly expanded all at once.

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    or: flowers, stars, and a soundtrack.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “No. Jisung should choose,” Minho says.

    “That makes no sense. He’s biased,” Minho says.

    “Yes. Towards me,” Minho says.

    “Towards me,” Minho says.

    Jisung rips the towel away from his head, eyes going wide. “Minho?”

    Two Minhos turn to look at him, both with icy glares. Jisung represses the urge to squeak.

     

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    Or: Jisung wakes up to two Minhos. They're both possessive over him.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “You can focus on your makeup,” Minho says. “I’ll shave you.”

    Jisung blinks up at him with a pleading face. “Hyung, you really– You really don’t have to. You’re too kind to me.” His voice cracks at the last syllable.

    “Nonsense. I want you to feel hot, Jisung-ah.”

    “..And you don’t think I’ll look stupid?” Jisung whispers, stabbing Minho in the heart.

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    Or: Jisung is a mess after his boyfriend broke up with him. Minho wants to fix him.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “Nothing. It’s just–" Jisung licks his lips. "I can’t visualize this specific.. Uh. Position?” His cheeks grow hot.

    “Which one?” Minho asks.

    “..Thigh humping.”

    “It’s like humping a pillow,” Minho says, stunning Jisung. “Just on another person.”

    “..What?”

    “Mhm.” And Minho just nods, as if this is a very normal conversation to have. Maybe between other best friends, but not– Not between them. At least, not before this moment. “What, have you never done it?”

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    Or: Jisung rides Minho's thigh.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “100% brat?” Jisung’s face twists. He dropped character, but managed to refocus with one of his stage smiles. “I guess you learn something new about yourself every day.” He laughs for the camera.

    “Very high percentage for vanilla,” Chan says, motioning between him and Minho. “For both of the eldest.”

    Minho shrugs as the 100% vanilla statistic pops up.

    “I’m boring.”

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    Or: Jisung gets 100% brat on the BDSM test. Minho gets 100% vanilla.

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    28 Jun 2026