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    “Hey Spider-Man!” Flash yelled down the hall at Peter. “Do a flip!”

    Peter looked at Ned who looked at MJ who raised an eyebrow. They seemed to reach some sort of agreement because Peter turned, shouted, “Okay!” back down the hallway and executed a perfect back flip.

    Literally no one noticed.

    Not a single person looked up from their phones or their stupid conversations or whatever they had going on.

    Flash was going to cry. 

    Or: Peter stops hiding his identity so much at school (for convenience, he swears). Flash is the only one who notices, and to his increasing frustration, no one believes him.

    Or: Flash is the Candace to Peter, Ned, and MJ’s Phineas and Ferb

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Listen,” Pepper says. “I’m at the food bank right now and Ms. Zavala from R&D called in sick. She has two students coming in this morning to be interviewed for the internship, 9 AM. I won’t be back in time, so if you could just talk to them, or at least start with the first one, until I get back.”
    Tony processes all that a moment.
    “Tony?” she asks.
    “You’re at the food bank? How much do I pay you?”
    She gives another little huff. “Charity, Tony. Did any of the actually important things I just said register in your brain?”
    “Oh, all right. Consider it my charity work for today.”
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    Pepper should have known it was a mistake, setting Tony’s dumb ass on these kids.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Tony's world crumbles around him when Pepper dumps him, Steve rallies the other Avengers against him and dips off of the face of the planet, and Rhodey stops answering his calls after everything that went down in Germany. He doesn't expect all of this to change when he discovers a super-powered teenage boy in the basement of a HYDRA camp in rural Poland, but it could be a lot worse.

    Things get complicated when Tony starts to care about the kid more than he ever intended to.

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    31 May 2026

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    Peter is fine, anyways. His boss might fire him soon, the Avengers might arrest him soon, the principal might expel him soon, but none of it has happened yet. And his dad—
    “You didn’t get my coffee,” his dad says, halfway through his burrito. He has been in a state of low, simmering irritation all evening, and apparently this is how long it took for him to find a reason to blame Peter for it.
    “You didn’t tell me to get coffee.”
    “Do you have eyes?”
    “Yes,” Peter says. “I have eyes.”
    “So you could have checked if we needed coffee without me telling you every little thing, Jesus Christ.”
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    Peter just wants to make it to sixteen so he can escape this life and strike out on his own. He has a plan and nothing will ruin it.
    Not even Tony Stark quite literally crashing into his life.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    "Aren't you a bit young for an x-rated magazine?" Tony raised an eyebrow, flicking through some of the pages with attentive eyes.

    Peter had two options: option one, tell Tony that he stole the magazine off his mothers boyfriend-of-the-week in an attempt to teach himself how to read because his dead-beat mother never bothered. Or option two.

    “Wanna see the rest of my collection?” Peter smirked. Tony raised an eyebrow.

    “Reputation doesn’t lie then, does it, Mr Parker?”

    Or: Peter Parker doesn’t like people paying attention to him; they might notice that he was never taught how to read.

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    29 Apr 2026