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The Forge by Brenda for susiecarter
Fandoms: DCU, DC Extended Universe, DCU (Comics), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
13 Aug 2025
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"I've yet to meet the being — mortal or God — who I could not make feel the power of true love, whether romantic, platonic, or ideal." It was Clark's very reason to exist, after all.
Diana just gave him a fathomless look. "Anyone at all?"
"What about your husband?" Lex piped up, with a shark-like grin.
"My husband?" Clark asked blankly. It took him more than a few seconds to parse Lex's words. "Wait — do you mean Bruce?"
(AKA, a Greek Gods AU based on the marriage — and epic love story — of Hephaestus and Aphrodite)
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How to woo your Superman by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2025
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Bruce Wayne in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Clark Kent.” Or not.
When the Justice League discovers that Superman – who has been nursing a hopeless crush on Batman for ages – bagged a mysterious boyfriend, they are truly happy for him. That this man turned out to be the cheesiest boyfriend ever was a nice plus.
Follow the Justice League discovering how Clark Kent is dating the most whipped, Hallmark Channel Christmas movie male lead character, absolute simp, and an embarrassingly love-struck man who ever walked God’s green Earth, with a sideshow of an increasingly exasperated and fuming Batman at the back.
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Or Superman is himbo, Batman is a yarn ball of repression, and the Justice League is enjoying every second of this reality show.
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Lavender Marriage by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Aug 2025
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Lex Luthor has sponsored the new wing of the Metropolis Science Museum, and Clark and Bruce both suspect foul play. While in the geology exhibit, they discover an unknown strand of kryptonite, which cripples Clark almost immediately. Bruce drags him away, but just as they're catching their breath, a mysterious gunman fires on Clark from the shadows, piercing his heart with a bullet, specially made from Luthor's new find.
Bruce gets Clark to a safe house and manages to extract the bullet, but not before saving Clark from its strange effects. When he wakes up, Clark recognizes Bruce. But not as his caped companion, or a fellow member of the League. They aren't competitors, allies, or even just friends.
According to Clark, Bruce Wayne is his husband.
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- Part 1 of Lavender Husbands
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Cufflinks by Fishbrain_GlubGlub
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
02 Jun 2023
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Clark Kent is the lucky reporter to cover another Martha Wayne Foundation charity gala at an exquisite hotel way beyond Clark's paygrade (and his fashion sense).
Lucky for him, a certain billionaire friend sends over a "small" gift for the party.
What happens next is anyone's guess.
Except Alfred. Nothing gets past Alfred.
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Tommy's life is turned on its head when a mysterious Proxy known as Director saves him from certain death. He's determined not to feel that helpless ever again – even if it means diving back into danger.
And if he gets to cross paths with Director again as a result, that's definitely just a happy coincidence.
5 times Spencer saved Tommy and 1 time Tommy returned the favor + Zenless Zone Zero AU. You don't have know anything about ZZZ though.