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Just type the letter without help: Halloween Party B-Side by EmperorEm for ixiedust
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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This is Clipped On You Chapter 5 office Halloween Party from James' POV.
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- Part 2 of Paper Clip Crack
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After the C-Suite of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Marlene McKinnon assigns Remus a very boring work assignment, he decides to entertain himself by adding Clippy clip art, the once-upon-a-time Microsoft Office helper.
And really, the whole thing starts innocently enough—he swears it does.
But Remus stumbles across a surprising side of Clippy. Although in retrospect, it shouldn’t have been surprising. The internet truly has a little something for everyone.
And this little something is sexy Clippy.
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- Part 1 of Paper Clip Crack
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Five days ago, Remus Lupin decided it was his life’s dream to become a dog show handler.
With the support of his best friend Lily, he attends an open call pairing handlers with dogs for the upcoming show season. After a somewhat rocky start, he meets Padfoot, the dog he’s certain he’s meant to handle.
Now all Remus has to do is convince Padfoot’s owner—the charmingly odd veterinarian James Potter—that he’s the right man for the job.
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Your Next Big Adventure by EmperorEm for birdiesnest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Faced with an empty nest and the not-so-subtle encouragement of their loved ones, strangers Remus and Sirius set out to find a new hobby. What they find instead is each other—and a near-immediate mutual irritation. What lengths will they go to avoid one another—and how far will the universe go to bring them together?
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In his final semester of university, Remus Lupin reluctantly enrolls in an Ice Skating class, where he meets the graduate student professor, Sirius Black.
Remus and Sirius discover they have far more in common than they expected—especially when it comes to a very specific, very enthusiastic shared kink.
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Marauders Play Survivor by EmperorEm
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Survivor (US TV) RPF
12 Nov 2025
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Remus Lupin walks into an expensive grooming salon convinced his body is ruined. One professional opinion from an unfairly attractive technician, and suddenly “ugly” doesn’t feel like the right word anymore…
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[you and me could write a] bad romance by ixiedust
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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Bartemius Crouch Jr. writes real fantasy books. Not fairy porn. In fact, you may have heard of his ‘A Song of Snow and Lava’ series—which he will absolutely, definitely finish someday.
But when some guy named ‘Evan’ from Comic-Con tells him that only writers with completed series will be featured on their fantasy authors panel this year, he has some work to do. (No, not on ‘A Song of Snow and Lava’.)
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I want to qualify as a writer for the 2025 R/S Big Bang, so here is a 20k word completed fic.
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3000 words. That was all. Sirius just had to get this essay down to 3000 words.
3120 words, said his psychology essay’s word count, rudely.
Fuck you, he said back to the word count.
You’re so sleep-deprived, you’re hallucinating an argument with Microsoft Word, the word count replied wittily. Also, you want to shag men.
Bollocks. The word count was right.
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After realising that he’s probably at least a little bit gay, Sirius Black falls into a prolonged spell of bad luck.
This is definitely because of some big fuckoff cosmic reason completely unrelated to him, and not just because he’s a bit of a twat.
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 May 2026
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog.
Except, it's not really that.
This is the story of how Sirius Black finds a dog and meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks.
Except, that's not really it either.
This is the story of how Sirius black finds a dog, meets a skilled veterinary surgeon with crinkly eyes and dimples in his cheeks, and grows the fuck up (at least a little bit).