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    In canon, at the end of Book 5 Harry blames Snape and Dumbledore for Sirius' death, but by the start of Book 6 he inexplicably forgets all about that. In this story he doesn't forget, and events take a very different turn. Harry decides that Dumbledore is part of the problem, not part of the solution. He seeks out a new and potentially more useful ally - Rufus Scrimgeour, the new Minister for Magic. How will that decision change things? And how will a hormonal teenage Harry adjust to sharing a room with Auror Tonks, the extremely hot bodyguard that Scrimgeour assigns to him? Independent!Harry. Proactive!Harry.

    An occasionally X-rated (NC17-rated in the US) novel-length Honks re-write of Half-Blood Prince that’s about 80% plot, 10% humour and 10% smut. The smut doesn’t really take off until Chapter 7. Just to be clear, the smut in this story is very smutty. If you don’t like smut this story is not for you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

    Of the 440,000+ Harry Potter fanfics on AO3 this story is in the top 1000 (by kudos)! Of those that don't involve slash it's in the top 100!

    Thank you to everyone who hit the kudos button. You guys rock!

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    31 May 2026

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    Tonks is captured by Death Eaters during Christmas break in Harry's 5th years. When Dumbledore and the Order refuse to listen to Harry, he goes alone to rescue her. When they get back to Grimmauld Place, Harry uses a trick Fleur taught him to nurse her back to health after being severely tortured. Turns out, orgasms are a hell of a pain killer, who knew?

    (Only brief depictions of torture. This story focuses on the relationship between Harry and Tonks.)

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    30 May 2026

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    Jason Everett, a teenager on the cusp of graduating high school, woke up one day and found that the world had gone crazy. His clothes aren't the same as when he went to bed yesterday, media coverage of sexual harassment focuses almost exclusively on female perpetrators, history is vastly different than he remembered, and girls are suddenly much more willing to talk to him.
    As someone who always preferred to grab life by the horns, he quickly takes advantage of this, but finds he may have bitten off more than he could chew.
    "You know, I remember wishing that my life would be more exciting than just a normal college career. Maybe I shouldn't have made that wish."
    ...Well, at least he wasn't bored.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Night City, it's a place of endless wonders and horrors. Opportunities and dangers, but before Motoko Kusanagi can access any of them. She first has to build up enough strength to walk again. Learn the basics of living in a world that was just a game to her before. Good thing she found a Shard hidden in her stuff that opens the door of opportunity. But like all opportunities in Night City, it usually ends up in a gunfight.

    Self-Insert with a modified Cyberpunk 2077 Gamer System. Not a direct Ghost in the Shell Crossover. MC just happens to share the name.

     

    Update schedule is every fourth day.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Everything went to hell. That was Night City for you.

    But through the biggest stroke of luck in David's life, he wakes up the day of his Sandevistan implant, and decides...

    Not again. He'd fix things.

    He wouldn't break his promises again.

    (Concept of a Sandevistan that adapts and really likes David inspired by Epsilon110)

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    16 Feb 2026