ElfrootWarrior
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Henry Smith, well-known author, has moved to a cul-de-sac with his daughter. He wanted to be near his family, but his heart is wistful for a former childhood friend. A misunderstanding caused a rift between him and Hans Capon. But now, 17 years later, Hans turns out to be one of his neighbours.
It is loosely inspired by Dream Daddy, except Henry won't date half the neighbourhood.
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I can resist everything but temptation by ElfrootWarrior
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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Salim sometimes wondered how he got himself into this situation. It wasn’t a bad one per se - it was quite wondrous actually - but he never would have thought he’d do such a thing.
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Or: Salim goes on a journey of self discovery after his divorce by watching porn. He finds himself captivated by a particular webcammer. He wouldn't dream of meeting the enticing webcammer JKxxxLove in real life.
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Beats A Handshake by peskellence
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Following his release from quarantine, Jason is sent home under strict orders to keep his head down and mouth shut. Return to civilian life as if nothing happened. But moving on proves impossible—and not because of the alien vampires. Rather, because of the bond he formed with an unlikely ally.
Determined to find Salim and make up for their unsatisfactory goodbye, Jason tracks him to London, where their reunion sparks a deeper connection than either of them anticipated. Now Jason must choose: face up to what he is feeling, terrifying as it is, or run away.
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18 Jun 2026
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Yeah, apparently, Robert was the absolute worst of everything.
And for all his piss-poor attributes, for all these flaws that made him less of a man to Flambae, he still somehow had the walking firestorm wrapped around his finger.
That was enough to split Robert's sides.
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Robert humbles Flambae in a language maybe only they can understand.
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27 May 2026
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Nyctophobia — fear of the dark. Of spaces where nothing can be seen and every sound feels wrong. Fear sharp enough to make the fire spark, and the lingering dread of accidentally hurting someone just trying to get close.
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The first sign was the sound.
A hitch in the V8's rumble. Small, barely there. Robert felt it through the bench seat before he heard it, a vibration that didn't match the road. The engine caught briefly and Chad checked the dash and nothing flagged, the gauges holding steady.
Chad's hand tightened on the wheel.
The second sign was the shudder.
It came through the whole car, a tremor that started under the hood and traveled backward through the frame, rattling the rearview mirror and buzzing through the bench seat into Robert's spine. The engine note dropped and caught and dropped again, and the RPM needle twitched with it.
"No," Chad said quietly, not to Robert but to the car.
The Firebird shuddered harder and the engine coughed, flat and mechanical, and the speedometer began to slide, eighty down to seventy-five down to seventy.
"No no no no no—"
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- Part 1 of Close to Catastrophe
Bookmarked by ElfrootWarrior
26 May 2026
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you're no good (you could kill me & you should) by krabershot
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 May 2026
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Ex-supervillain Mecha Red is given the offer of a lifetime from known superhero Blonde Blazer; work for SDN as a dispatcher and prove he can be the hero she knows he used to be.
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- Part 1 of villain!Robert AU
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01 May 2026
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After retiring as Mecha Man, Robert finds a new way to make money. (Unfortunately, his newest client is one he knows all too well.)
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His eyes kept darting to Chad’s hand, where the stumps of his fingers twitched absently against the duvet. 'I did that,' he thought, closely followed by a montage of all the horrible things he'd do to him if he figured it out. The anxiety simmered like bile in the back of his throat.
"So," Chad said, stretching his arms behind his head, biceps straining against his tight black t-shirt. "You gotta measure me before we keep going or what? I don't want to get my hopes up for nothing."
As much as he wanted to throw up, the question was almost hysterical. He swallowed it down before he said something stupid, or bolted out the door like a hunted rabbit. "Are you serious?"
"No, I spent three grand on this room and a week of my time answering bullshit questions to fuck with you."
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- Part 1 of Flambert sex worker au
Bookmarked by ElfrootWarrior
29 Apr 2026