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    Grief in general is a difficult thing for Fjord to wrap his head around. He hasn’t truly grieved a terrible loss before; never had anything he couldn’t bear losing before. Now—he can’t imagine losing Caduceus. Can hardly imagine a day without him. “Do you think it gets easier?”

    “Oh,” Caduceus says, “Everything gets easier, I think.” 

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    After everything, Caduceus and Fjord find a little house on a cliff by the sea, and a life follows.

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    "Do you need healing?" Fjord asks quietly.
    "I mean yeah, but I'll be fine until we get out."
    "I only asked for that first part. Now sit back down."

     

    They've slayed a mighty beast and Caduceus dutifully heals them, but who heals the healer?

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    Once you’ve had five children, you think you know everything about raising them, and then the Wildmother laughs and gives you one like Caduceus.

    or, three conversations between Constance Clay and her youngest child.

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    The Mighty Nein do not have weak points, but that does not stop their enemies from pressing for them.

    Caleb cannot say that they eventually know better--after all, you have to live to learn, and hurting his friends is a dangerous lesson.

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    Caduceus Clay was everything a cleric was supposed to be; he was pious, forthright, and devoted. He obeyed the will of his Goddess, and followed the path that destiny commanded.

    And he never, ever wanted.

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