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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    There is nothing that Papyrus wants more, than to join the royal guard.
    He will stop at nothing to achieve his goal...

    even if it means dragging himself through his own dust.

     

    Alternatively: the one where Papyrus joins the royal gaurd only to suffer through autistic burnout.

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    25 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    What if the King Papyrus ending stuck?

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    23 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Sometimes Sans wonders why he even does this job. Then he remembers.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    "You've acquired a child" Arthur says in a weird tone and Bruce blinks "Wait whose kid is that?" Oliver is glancing over the room like he thinks someone else is going to appear out of thin air and claim Tim. Against his own common sense Bruce clutches Tim closer, the four-year-old shifting into a more comfortable position in his lap.

    "Daddy, blanket" Tim murmurs, tugging on his cape for emphasis as the room goes unnaturally quiet. Bruce doesn't respond verbally, too busy assessing his coworkers confusing reactions as he wraps Tim carefully in his cloak, the little boy promptly smushes his face back into Bruce's chest.

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    Bruce is forced to introduce a sick Tim to the Justice League.

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    15 May 2026

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    Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.

    The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire.

    Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointer during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.

    + Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.

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    15 May 2026