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007 grabbed Elliot and pulled him into the house closing the door quickly. 007 took the pizza box and tossed it on the counter. He glanced over towards C00lkidd's room making sure he's asleep and when 007 assessed everything was clear he grabbed Elliot's collar and pulled him into a kiss. It started out just lips pressing harshly against each other then 007 eased up and it lightened into something sweeter and more deliberate. 007 and Elliot kissed each other for a bit before 007 started licking Elliot's mouth which then the other man obliged and opened his mouth and they continued to kiss.
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Dear Constellations by Dysfunctionaldogdude
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore, Abrahamic Religions
30 Sep 2024
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There's a special place in the sky for you, my Morning Star.
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- English
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- 1/1
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All of the Mermaids have Sharp Teeth (AMST) by Dysfunctionaldogdude
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
20 May 2024
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“I'm aware you know of Dr. Bloom and Mr. Price, so I'll only introduce the people who you don't know.” Jack's commanding voice pulled Willow out of her trance with the woman and nodded stoically at Jack's words, “The man next to Mr. Price is Brian Zeller, our other Marine Mythologist. The woman next to him is Beverly Katz, another hunter, then-”,
“I'm Hannibel Lecter.” A foreign voice cut through Jack’s voice. It came from the woman with the maroon eyes, “I'm the Philosopher on board. I also act as Mythologist once in a while.” Her accented voice gave away that she wasn't from the Caribbean area. Also, the last name Lecter sounded vaguely familiar.- Language:
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Will leaned against the counter as he moved his hands to wrap around Hannibal's shoulders. He dug his nails into the sweater and the bit of skin underneath. Hannibal groaned as he pushed his tongue into Will's mouth invading his senses with new excitement. How long has he been waiting for this? How long has either of them been waiting? They never had to when they already had intimacy past this. Intimacy that is deeper than physical pleasure. This was just the reward for the love that bonds them, that they made it.
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Choreomania (GO Fake Reincarnation AU) by YellowEyedSnake (Dysfunctionaldogdude)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Dec 2023
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Reincarnation.
Is it real?
Well it is.
But one has to earn it.
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Leith confronts Harley Sawyer about the useless experiments he's been doing...
Bookmarked by Dysfunctionaldogdude
11 Mar 2026
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Bookmarked by Dysfunctionaldogdude
15 Aug 2024
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This is actually kinda cute- Ignore the fact Ford got frozen lol
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Hannibal is a human with a horse's head. Will doesn't know if he's hallucinating or not.
Credits to gulfsturgeon for the idea and to my devillish fingers for writing the accursed thing
Bookmarked by Dysfunctionaldogdude
21 May 2024
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Will’s limp fingers prod Hannibal’s midsection, a jagged puncture wound. Cupping streams of blood, attempting frenziedly to halt the loss of it. But it coughs out liters upon liters, sucking Hannibal near-dry, painting seawater with a brilliant red bloom. Siren wails swell in volume. Ringing in their ears. One of them is going to die on this beach. It’s evident who.
Bookmarked by Dysfunctionaldogdude
01 May 2024