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Jeongguk find confidence sexy.
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Namjoon falls in love with a Stripper named Diamond and wants to make him his Jewel.
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Taehyung and Jeongguk have a Youtube channel. Taehyung decides to prank Jeongguk for their 1M subscribers.
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Taehyung and Jungkook really don’t like each other. Jungkook loves making him uncomfortable and Taehyung is too touchy to keep his cool. That is until one day Jungkook desperately needs help and he realizes Taehyung is the only one who can help him.
…or the one where they go from enemies to aquaintances, to aquaintances with benefits, to lovers.
“Jungkook,” he said making the other boy glance at his lips for a brief second which was exactly what Taehyung wanted, so he smiled, “are you trying to kiss me?” It would make perfect sense given how close Jungkook was standing.
“And if I am?” Jungkook raised his eyebrow, moving closer and pressing his body against Taehyung's. This was definitely not a response Taehyung was expecting, yet he managed not to look surprised. Jungkook was willing to go way further that he thought he would.
“Then don’t,” he whispered.
“You wish I’d kiss you, sweetcheeks,” he smiled widely, showing his teeth and pinching his left cheek. “But you’re gonna have to beg for it first.” Jungkook ruffled his hair and walked away with a victorious smile, leaving Taehyung completely baffled.- Language:
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02 Dec 2025
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Min Yoongi, The Hairdresser (As Told by Jung Hoseok, The Nail Technician) by Kookiequarrel
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Jun 2020
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Min Yoongi looks like he works at a tattoo parlour.
Perhaps the most obvious fact pointing to that is his sleeve tattoo which spans from his shoulder down to his knuckles. Then there’s his several piercings (five on the right ear and three on the left ear, one on his eyebrow and another one in his septum (and probably more Hoseok doesn’t even know about)), the fact that he always (always) wears a cap of some sort backwards, and overall, gives off the chilled back vibe you’d usually expect from a tattoo shop artist.
But he doesn’t work at a tattoo parlour. He works at a beauty parlour - as a hairdresser.
[aka: a fic where Jung Hoseok (The Nail Technician) narrates the everyday happenings at Min Beauty Parlour, which are mostly centred around Min Yoongi (The Hairdresser). Hoseok also happens to have a huge crush on Yoongi (which may or may not be reciprocated).]
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24 Nov 2025
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He was well aware that many people didn't believe in destiny and the undeniable deterministic implications that come with believing in it. But he was convinced that he was meant for something, or someone, he just didn’t know what shape that love would take. He didn’t know it would have warm brown eyes and a deep baritone voice. He didn’t know it would come with a smile so adorable that it turned his beloved's lips into a heart shape. He didn’t know it would be a boy in paint-smudged dress pants and paint on his fingertips. And he didn’t know, not yet, that one day, that love would curl up against his chest and call him “Papa Gugu” with a tiny voice.
But even before he met them, Jeongguk firmly believed he was already on his way to find them. Their love didn’t begin with a montage and a romantic song playing in the background, like in the movies. It began with a glance. A viewfinder. A smile. And now it stretched into the future, safely guarded and growing inside of Taehyung's belly.
[Or Taehyung is an elementary art teacher and Jeongguk is a video editor. They have a three year old daughter and are now expecting twins. The two of them met in college and Jeongguk is convinced that their love is destined.]
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19 Nov 2025
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“I’m V. Who did you kill?”
"What?" Jimin asked.
“Who did you murder?” V asked again. “In the Covenant planets that means the unlawful killing of another class A sentient being by omission or by criminal act, regardless of intention.”
“I didn’t kill anyone," Jimin said through the growing lump in his throat.
“Strange," V said with a frown. "This is the third ward. Everyone in third ward is in for murder.”
A one night stand with Yoongi upends Jimin's life. Now he is incarcerated on a penal colony that's about to be wiped from existence. So, his world is already technically ending when he discovers that Yoongi is a guard planning an escape with a ragtag group of prisoners. He wants Jimin to join them.
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05 May 2025
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Taehyung stares at the divorce papers in front of him. This is what he wanted from the beginning.. the only reason he agreed to the marriage in the first place. So why are his hands trembling as he holds the pen?
His eyes drift to Jungkook's signature on the other side of the page. No hesitation, no questions asked. Jungkook didn't even try to stop him or convince him otherwise. He just did what Taehyung had asked him to. He just signed, like it meant nothing.
Then why does Taehyung's heart feel so unbearably heavy?
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08 Apr 2025