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  1. Rec 90

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    Leo and Donnie stumble across an old, glowing copy of The Arabian Nights in Draxum's library, and because they can't have one uneventful weekend, they're pulled into a world of magic rings and vengeful genies. With the book rapidly fading, it's a race against time to beat the Big Bad and save the world before they fade with it.

    Just another crazy adventure. Right?

    Or: I have no impulse control, I love the Twins, I love this game, someone tranq me.

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    19 Jun 2026

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  2. Rec 90

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    The drugs must've still been quite thick, as Leo didn't even blink at Donnie's voice. That was fine, he dragged the chair close and leaned into his line of sight, giving the incredibly indulgent smile he gifted Leo only when he was being particularly sentimental to his twin. "Hey. Hi. It's good to see you."

     

    or: four times leo scared the shit out of donnie in death wish + one

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    07 May 2026

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    'Smarten up? Who do you think I am?'

    'You are an intelligent and brave young man who is going to take this fucking Nyquil so I can have a nap.' Sensei said, then added as an afterthought. 'Please.'

    'Heard, chef.' Leo caved, and popped the blister package to get two Nyquil in his mouth before he drank directly from the tap. 'Don't even know why you're so worried. It's just a little eensy weensy fever. We're totally fine.'

    'Leonardo, I swear.' Sensei warned, feeling his intention.

    Stepping out of the bathroom and into the hallway, Leo proclaimed to his headmate, 'Could a not-fine person do this?' and tried to do a handstand. He immediately fell on his ass, tumbling sore head over heels.

     

    or: post death wish finds a little illness revealing a bit more than expected

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    10 Feb 2026

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  4. Rec 85

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    "How's it feel to be seventeen?"

    It was an absolutely common turn of phrase and should not have immediately made Leo’s mouth go dry.

     

    or: post death wish finds the twin's birthday to be far more complicated than anticipated

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “There was an explosion, and I woke up when you weirdos came for me in your hazmat suits or whatever. That’s all.”

    His brothers exchange a look, some sort of urgency passing between them.

    “You think it might be the same explosion?” Mikey murmurs.

    “You heard it too?” Donnie cuts in before Leo can respond. They don’t appear to have any fresh injuries, but - “Nobody got hurt, right?”

    “Oh, we heard it alright,” Leo says, and there is a hardness to his voice that makes Donnie pause. “When your lab imploded on itself and you disappeared. Ten years ago.”

     

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    Donatello accidentally travels ten years into the future.

    While he was gone, the world ended.

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    28 Sep 2025

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