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Crowley enjoys being topside, there's things that he just can't enjoy in Hell. One such thing isn't a thing...
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Gabriel is a snoop that likes to invade Castiel's privacy.
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
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10 Jul 2026
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Too Close to Be Prey by Lykostherium, Yuu_id for Lykostherium
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies), Predator: Badlands (2025), Predator
30 Jan 2026
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Kwei Yautja, hunter is seeking honor and worthy trophies in Pandora crosses paths with the Na’vi warrior Tsu`tey defending Pandora’s balance, together they hunt the beast thanator. Somehow they are much more compatible than they thought.
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01 Mar 2026
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“Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.
Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”
“Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”
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Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!
(edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)
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02 Dec 2025
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Waterboy's Guide To Mitigating The Effects Of Unprofessional Conduct In The Workplace Bathroom by hellOwOrld112358
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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Waterboy was rock fucking hard. Despite his best efforts, the scene unfolding outside was just impossible to ignore. It was singlehandedly the hottest thing he’d ever experienced in his entire life, and all of it was going straight to his dick.
The throbbing, aching member strained against the waterproof fabric of his wetsuit, making an incredibly obvious, incredibly large bulge.
He froze as a very dangerous, very unprofessional thought appeared to him.
The devil on his shoulder whispered that fucking your coworker in the men’s bathroom was also unprofessional, which, admittedly, was a good point. If they started it, could he really be blamed for… mitigating the effects of their unprofessional conduct?
Surely not, he reasoned.
I mean, if it’s just for… practicality, it can’t be wrong.
… Right?
Another moan rang out, sending a hot pulse of arousal through his abdomen.
R-Right.
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Or: The bathroom scene from Episode 4 goes a little... differently.
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21 Nov 2025
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A surprise party for Robert goes sour when he has other plans, dragging Coupé into a dumb college game played by her dumb teammates. Her dumb, very sexy teammates.
Alternate Title: Let's have an orgy and not tell Robert.
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21 Nov 2025