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nobody has seen zane in twenty years. kai intends to find him.
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- Part 16 of shitty ninjago fics
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once bitten, twice shy by Donkey
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
03 Jul 2023
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a gwenpool variant from earth-1218 gets bitten by a radioactive spider. you can imagine how well that goes.
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- Part 4 of vana writes shitty x oc fics
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i think of loss (and i can only think of you) by Donkey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2023
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in the privacy of his dorm room, regulus writes letters that damn him.
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“i witnessed it,” he had slurred, his eyes glowing with newfound enthusiasm. “my - my pops, horrid man, i tell you, came home each night with, uh. with - with blood on his skin and - and…” his voice trailed off, and he took a large gulp of his third drink of the night. his eyes found yours. “and a new… story to tell each night. graphic, detailed storyteller, that monster was. wish - wish he was dead, that’s for sure.”
“huh,” you remember saying, your arm numbly cleaning a glass. “well, angel, what would i do without you? these town rumours go bone-deep. to think i could’ve been left in the dark.”
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- Part 3 of vana writes shitty x oc fics
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kai answers an interdimensional text. it spirals from there.
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- Part 15 of shitty ninjago fics
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shitty ninjago fics by Donkey, orphan_account
Fandom Homestuck, LEGO Ninjago, LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
21 May 2026
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all written without betas and mostly unedited. new fics should be out every once in a while. series will never be abandoned lol. if you'd like to suggest a fic, my discord is VULG4RITY#8990.
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vana writes shitty mcyt fics by Donkey, Donkey (orphan_account)
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jul 2021
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vana writes shitty x oc fics by Donkey
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, Homestuck, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Jul 2023
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Seven months into Severus Snape's term as Headmaster, he finally perfects a potion that could change the war for the better… or destroy everything Dumbledore set in motion before his death.
Dumbledore is dead, and his plans seem to be falling apart before Severus' eyes. Harry Potter and his friends are no closer to finding and destroying the Horcruxes, and Voldemort's hold over the wizarding world is growing. Severus Snape desperately creates a potion that can send him back five years into the past. Hopefully, with more time, he can find the Horcruxes, find a way to save Harry from the Horcrux inside him and maybe even save some of his other students along the way.
Or he could fail and doom them all.
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Please see series notes for a more complete synopsis and an update on the rating.
TW for the series: As of Chapter 86 in December 2023, the rating for this fic has been updated to M from T. For the last half of this story, there have been more and more fight scenes and deaths, and I have felt like I have been toeing the line, so finally increased the rating. All problematic scenes have TW at the start of the chapter so the reader can skip scenes if they wish.Series
- Part 1 of Second Chance Universe
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Bookmarked by Donkey
19 Mar 2026
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chapter 89, left off with the helping the muggles :)
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Harry is removed from the Dursley family when he is eight years old, and enters the wizarding world a few years younger and a lot wiser. He discovers a surprising dark heritage, and develops goals that do not involve vanquishing a certain Dark Lord or becoming the Chosen One. Adopted into the Black family, Harry will fight against the expectation that he is to defeat the Dark Lord and instead dedicates himself to protecting the dark legacy that has been left to him.
Eventual Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort.
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She lay there, rigid and trembling, as he worked. Heart hammering against cracked ribs. Terror singing through her veins. Who is Violet?
A fresh wave of nausea rolled through her, leaving her breathless and clammy. Pain flared deep in her chest, tearing another weak gasp from her battered lungs. The man immediately hushed her, mistaking it for fatigue."You’re safe," he murmured. "Rest. You’ll need your strength. The Riders Quadrant waits for no one."
Riders Quadrant. The words sparked against the fog in her brain — a flare of something too sharp, too familiar. Then another word drifted up from the wreckage of her thoughts.
Basgiath. Her mind seized on it instinctively and when the pieces clicked together like broken porcelain, when the knowledge slithered out of some buried place inside her, she almost vomited.
Basgiath.
The Riders Quadrant.From Fourth Wing, her mind supplied numbly. The book. The fucking book—
Bookmarked by Donkey
29 Jun 2025
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“Where am I?”
Soft taps and murmurs were cut short, the first Peridot freezing mid-sentence with one hand raised to her screen. “Apologies, Your Radiance, I had not realised you have already recovered your mental capacities. You are at White Diamond’s personal research facility,” she rushed to say with a salute, a Diamond salute.
Did I accidentally possess someone again? he thought, looking down at himself, and frowned. It was him, down to his body and clothes. Except, he then belatedly realised: it was pink, everything, his shirt, jeans, sandals—even his skin was a light pink, more subtle in its opalescence.
“Why do I look like this?”
“It appears your form is mimicking the orga—“
“Why am I pink?”
“Oh.” Finally, the Peridot resumed her work, once more typing something on her screen. “Despite being awake, the subject still appears to be confused."[In which I wrote my own version of the trial]
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Rosa Potter was never very good at following commands.
If there was ever a time she did however, it was when her aunt told her to get out of the house—to get out and stay far, far away until the sun had set and the woman’s anger had cooled. Every time, Rosa complied without hesitation, sprinting out of the house with bare feet and wild eyes, swift to fall away into the thickets where no other would dare to follow. In truth, Rosa liked it when she was told to leave. She loved escaping the pristine streets of Privet Drive and adventuring out into the forests beyond it, running from the stifling life she had been born into. The wind in her hair, the sun on her cheeks—it called to her like a long forgotten hymn, so lovely and pleasant that she wished, almost desperately, that she would one day never have to leave it.
Maybe that was why she didn’t struggle that day, with the sun burning high in the sky and a circle of mushrooms glowing with an inhuman fire, as little lights and tinkling laughter stole her away into wonderland.
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- Part 1 of Earthly Heavens

