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WTEWYNE: The British Accent by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Nov 2025
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This takes place in the alternative universe of "What To Expect When You're Not Expecting" by ScreamingFangirl.
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Scar loves how his two-year-old talks exactly like Grian. Her little British accent is the cutest thing. So if he gets a little paranoid when he thinks she might lose her accent, then could you really blame him?
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WTEWYNE: Advancement Made- First Word! by Doctorpants for JaegarDog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jun 2025
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These are my headcanon drabbles surrounding the kids of ScreamingFangirl's series What to Expect When You're Not Expecting and their first words (as well as few other milestones because I couldn't help myself). I will update this kinda sporadically as ideas come to me.
Chapter 1: Beau Slab
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WTEWYNE: The Best Birthday Gift by Doctorpants for NightOfStarFall
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2025
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Teddy M-Dog's one year anniversary of being on Hermitcraft happens to also be Hermes' birthday. Teddy wonders if the hermits have room for celebrating two big moments at once.
Years later, Teddy knows the answer.
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WTEWYNE: Luke, I Am Your (Grand) Father by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Mar 2025
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This is set in the universe of What to Expect When You're Not Expecting by ScreamingFangirl
Sunny Goodtimes and Maple Slab welcome a new packmate to the hermitcraft server, and Scar couldn't be more pleased to meet his grandson.
Series
- Part 1 of WTWYNE: The Next Generation
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Love That Doesn't Have a Place to Rest by Doctorpants for ScreamingFangirl
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Nov 2024
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This takes places in the Universe of What To Expect When You're Not Expecting by ScreamingFangirl so references that series a lot and spoilers for that series.
Grian is just leaving the first trimester of pregnancy behind when everyone is whisked away for another round of death games. The morning sickness doesn't seem to quit, though. Luckily Scar's based close by to offer some much needed comfort to his wonderful husband.
Series
- Part 1 of What to Expect from a Wild Life
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What to Expect from a Wild Life by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Nov 2024
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Causing Chaos with the Goodtimes Family by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jul 2024
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This is a series of oneshots inspired by What to Expect When You're Not Expecting by Screaming Fangirl. These will all contain spoliers for that fic and others of that series. be warned! But basically these kids make me mentally ill/pos and I want to write about them.
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Hermitcraft Halfbloods AU by Doctorpants
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Feb 2024
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- 1,445
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My Dearest Friend (My Saving Grace) by Evilkat23
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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Rocky just wanted to see Grace one more time. Just one. He just wanted to talk to his friend, even if it meant changing the future. Was that so wrong?
There's just a problem.
Rocky over shot it. He meant to have a mature conversation with his best friend! He can't do that when his best friend is a pebble!
He's rather cute, he had that going for him, Rocky supposed.
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Grace dies, Rocky isn't grieving well, so he does what any passionate Eridian would do in his shoes. Invents time-travel just to see his friend one more time. But he over shot the time slot and Ryland Grace is five years old.
Bookmarked by Doctorpants
21 Jun 2026
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1/?
Guess who up reading sad phm fics again oops
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He Thinks I am Dead by ScarlettEye
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jun 2026
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“Oh Colt,” Jody chokes out.
I can’t answer. My body is being wracked by sobs, my throat straining as I heave and scream my lungs out over the ledge of the bridge. I can’t even see the bottom through the watery blur in my eyes. I don’t feel Jody’s hand when it latches onto my shoulder as if she expects me to fall head first.
But even if I did I wouldn’t get to see Ry, would I?
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Ryland Grace was sent onto a one-way trip into outer space.
Colt isn’t taking it well (and blames himself).
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- Part 1 of PHM Fics
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21 Jun 2026
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4/5
Twins au always hurt so good
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rocky fix by jayvik_johnlock_and_ghoap
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace suffers from the effects of malnutrition and slow starvation on the way to Erid. Rocky blames himself.
[ POV Ryland Grace; first person; will be several chapters; not slash; qpr ]Bookmarked by Doctorpants
04 May 2026
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2/?
Poor Grace is not doing well on trip to Erid
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In This World, it's Just Us by wreckerdeckerr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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Welcome aboard, passenger number three.
Ryland Grace now must face his biggest challenge yet: parenthood. It's going to be a long four years to Erid, and he and Rocky are going to have to team up and get creative in raising this tiny human together within the walls of the Hail Mary. Grace is going to have to sort through his own issues-- including painful memories and tricky feelings about his alien best friend-- all while being at the mercy of parenthood, deep space, and their limited supplies.
OR: Grace and Rocky have to figure out how to keep a human baby and themselves alive for four years until Erid. They also happen to be falling stupidly in love the whole time without realizing it.
For more context, please read parts 1 and 2 of this series! Updates every Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday.
Series
- Part 3 of Parting Gift
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09 Jun 2026
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6/?
Snfjrcjt “our hatchling” shstshgxyd i had no idea I would be as invested in this story as I am but hooo boy i am in it now :D
Edit: Adrian 🥺
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Rocky & The Portable Earth Thinking Machine: A Love Story by Saffronthread
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by Doctorpants
05 Jun 2026
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This series is so silly I adore it