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• Castaways, Ahoy! by DoctorRoofus

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon's Mother (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Alternate Universe - Castaways
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Has Trust Issues (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
  • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace is a Mess
  • Ryland Grace is Not Okay
  • Ryland Grace is Insane
  • how is that not a tag?
  • Not Beta Read

  Summary

  Simon wrecks his ship after a storm to meet someone insane enough to think rocks can talk on this secluded island.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Jesus is the Shepard, Simon is the Butcher

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,582

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  202

• A Totally Normal, Uninteresting, Not Weird Or Bad At All, Story by DoctorRoofus

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  29 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace's Eridian Students
  • Original Eridian Characters (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Body Horror
  • Cosmic Horror
  • Eldritch Horror
  • Psychological Horror
  • Survival Horror
  • all the horror
  • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Has Religious Trauma (Iron Lung)
  • Monster The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
  • Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
  • Ryland Grace Has a Bad Time
  • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
  • Inspired by A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Heavily Inspired by The Flesh Interface Series
  • Rewrite of my Fanfic
  • Reader is part of the story
  • i put too much effort into this
  • Not Beta Read
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is a Demon

  Summary

  Grace could only stare.

  Did... Did the tree just grow a whole person?!?!!?!

  Or, my take of the typical bloodymary story but with a mother horse eyes twist ;)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Jesus is the Shepard, Simon is the Butcher

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,250

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Kudos:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  87

• My Life is in the Hands of an Idiot? Nonono TWO Idiots by DoctorRoofus

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Not Beta Read
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
  • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
  • not even proof read
  • I wrote this shit down and didn't look back at it

  Summary

  Simon started to sweat. "I can explain-"

  "You're a wizard?!" Grace looked at him in awe, eyes sparkling, a rare sight from Eden.

  "... Yes," he answered slowly.
  _________________
  Simon appears in the Hail Mary before Grace wakes up from his coma

  *previously known as "I Am a Man Who Owns Five Ovens"

  Series

  • Part 3 of Jesus is the Shepard, Simon is the Butcher

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,642

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  72

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  532

• That One Fanfic Where Simon Drops From The Ceiling by DoctorRoofus

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  06 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Blood Eel/The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Blood Eel & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Blood Eel (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon's Mother (Iron Lung)
  • SM-13 | Iron Lung (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace's Eridian Students
  • Original Eridian Characters (Project Hail Mary)
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel
  • The Convict | Simon Has Religious Trauma (Iron Lung)
  • Monster The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
  • Ryland Grace Has a Bad Time
  • Inspired by A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Inspired by House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
  • Eldritch Horror
  • Body Horror
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • No beta we die like SImon
  • Heavily Inspired By The Interface Series
  • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
  • Do Not Worry About The Blood Eel/The Convict tag

  Summary

  Our patron saints of one-way trips have a fun time! Fluff! Comfort! We deserve something nice :)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Jesus is the Shepard, Simon is the Butcher

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,122

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  61

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  864

• I'm Gonna Win by DoctorRoofus

  Fandoms: UglyDolls (2019)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  29 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Lou (UglyDolls)
  • Nolan (UglyDolls)
  • Ox (UglyDolls)
  • Moxy (UglyDolls)
  • Mandy (UglyDolls)
  • Kitty (UglyDolls)
  • Tuesday (UglyDolls)
  • Wage (UglyDolls)
  • Ugly Dog (UglyDolls)
  • Lucky Bat (UglyDolls)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Song: Pork Soda (Glass Animals)
  • Song: Turn To Hate (Orville Peck)
  • Song: I'm Gonna Win (Rob Cantor)
  • These songs inspired some lines and motivations
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • I'm Bad at Summaries
  • Not Beta Read

  Summary

  All he had was perfection and looks; he wasn’t even a real doll. Now, he is nothing. Dirt for people to spit on passing by. They took everything away from him.

  He stared at the wall blankly, letting it all sink in and fueling the rage growing inside his chest. It wasn’t fair.

  It wasn’t fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair. It wasn't fair. It wasn’t fair…

  It was time for Lou's revenge

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  403

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  29

  Hits:

  344