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Despite Robert's insistence that Chad was the one way out of his league, most people still don't really see why he chose to date Flambae at all -they see SDN's resident firecracker as arrogant, ill-tempered, and not terribly brilliant.
Then they get the chance to watch the two interact, and are proven wrong.OR:
5 times someone found out what Robert sees in Flambae, and one time Chad realizes it himself.Series
- Part 2 of Fire and Metal
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15 Jul 2026
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"More," Sanji breathed. "Please, more—"
"So polite." Zoro's voice was rough. "Such a pretty thing when you beg."
The word pretty made Sanji's hips jerk forward.
"You like that," Zoro observed. "Being called pretty."
"Shut up."
"Pretty slut."or; Five times Zoro fucks Sanji rough. And one time, he kissed him slow, held him close, and fucked him soft.
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12 Jul 2026
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When Robert notices Flambae's suit is partially made out of mesh, he begins to spiral. Badly.
"I don't hate your suit," he finally stated, trying to look as honest as he could when there were two bulging pecs mere inches from his face.
"Sure you don’t," Flambae muttered. "Then what are you fucking saying? You’re staring at my suit because…what? You can’t help staring at my amazing body?"
At the last mention, Robert couldn’t help but flinch, decidedly not looking at Flambae but at the mirror behind him. Which wasn’t ideal since it gave him a full view of his ass. Flambae continued to talk, but he could tell he was failing to focus on even a single word. Why did the translucent fabric have to end right before it got good?
The design felt as if it had been created specifically to tease him, and Robert loathed and loved every second of looking at it.
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07 Jul 2026
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Rhys, CEO of Atlas, is finally getting to attend his first big bash with the other CEOs. Everyone who's anyone is going to be at this gala...including Handsome Jack. When Rhys drunkenly invites Jack back to his hotel room, he didn't really expect the man to show up!
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06 Jul 2026
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Results May Vary: aka Jayne asks Simon for some surprising advice and the outcome is not what either intended by Leaves_of_Autumn
Fandoms: Firefly (TV 2002)
11 Jun 2026
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When the Serenity crew becomes flush they decide to take a vacation on a tropical island. The biggest issue for Jayne is that there aren’t any whores, only companions, and he doesn’t know how to fancy talk any of them into taking him on as a client. So, despite his ego, he goes to Simon for advice. While Simon does try to give reasonable advice, the consequences of it are not what either of them could have expected.
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The idea of this is inspired by a legitimate canonical convo Jayne has with Simon in the comics about how to pick up companions. I mean... come on, how can we not create fics inspired by that?Bookmarked by DoctorAssbutt
03 Jul 2026
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Astarion was content to spend the rest of eternity here with his sleeping beauty. Content to watch his chest expand with each breath; to hear his strong heartbeat keeping steady rhythm; to feel his warmth seeping into every inch of Astarion and wrapping round and round his dead heart until he could pretend they lived in one skin.
Astarion and Durge enjoy an afternoon together after ridding the world of Cazador and Orin. If you've ever wanted a little something more after the Dark Urge successfully resists the Urge, you'll enjoy this fic.
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03 Jul 2026
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Accidentally hooking up with your coworker by ShiroLikesSanji (Shirolikestowrite)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
29 Jun 2026
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"Say it. What were you hoping some nameless, faceless stranger would do to you tonight?"
"I was hoping," Zoro said, forcing each syllable out, "to get to fuck someone so thoroughly I wouldn't be able to remember my own name, let alone think about work."
"But since it's you," Zoro continued, "that's clearly off the table. Because you're an insufferable, pretentious, condescending—"
"Marimo."
"—bastard who argues about Oxford commas like it's a holy war—"
"Moss-for-brains."
"—and who probably couldn't make anyone feel good if he tried, because all you do is talk, and criticize, and pick at every little thing until—"
Sanji's mouth crashed against his with the same energy as their arguments.
"Fuck you," Sanji breathed, pulling back just enough to speak.
"Fuck you."
"Fuck—" Sanji kissed him again
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30 Jun 2026
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You're Not Alone Anymore by HeavenlyNight
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Jun 2026
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As a favour to his former major, Chris Redfield finds himself babysitting a 16-week-old baby girl for a few days while she goes on an errand.
On the day she was meant to come back, however, Chris gets a panicked phone call from the woman before she goes missing.
Before he knows it, Chris finds himself the temporary legal guardian of a baby and living with his captain as they and the rest of S.T.A.R.S try to find his former major before it's too late...
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28 Jun 2026
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Waking up one morning and Lohen couldn't help be tempted by the man under him...
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16 Jun 2026
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Grimmjow is a world-renowned MMA fighter, who's taken his first loss in years. Ichigo is a sports columnist in need of something raw for his next piece. It only makes sense that he go after the Panther King, who might be losing his spark in the ring. Ichigo manages to secure the contract, but the boundary between work and play blurs when he's pulled into the gravitational force that is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez.
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07 Jun 2026
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The one where Cole ends up with the worst one-night-stand ever and it ends up being with the son of the best one-night-stand he has ever had.
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05 Jun 2026
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Share My Highs (But The Times That It Hurts, Pay No Mind) by mijogriffin
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
28 May 2026
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He was a refined man, after all. Controlled. Disciplined.
but what truly tested him was how sloppy drunk Chris was becoming.Or
Chris gets too drunk at a bar, misbehaves and Wesker fucks his tits in the back of a cop car.
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04 Jun 2026
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Blue digs in the pockets of his offensively orange swim shorts, pulling out an innocent card and handing it over.
Arcadion: After Dark stares up at him in bold print.
or a rematch between the unenhanced warrior and the xtremes
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02 Jun 2026
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Hanzo is in his early forties, but it's Genji's eighteenth birthday.
Genji knows exactly what he wants.
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31 May 2026
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Yeah, apparently, Robert was the absolute worst of everything.
And for all his piss-poor attributes, for all these flaws that made him less of a man to Flambae, he still somehow had the walking firestorm wrapped around his finger.
That was enough to split Robert's sides.
or
Robert humbles Flambae in a language maybe only they can understand.
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27 May 2026
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The Truth Is by Dragonflies_and_Katydids
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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Daylen has no reason to trust this former almost-templar he's gotten stuck with. He's not sure why he finds himself doing it anyway, but while he's figuring that out, what's the harm in the two of them spending more time together?
Or: Daylen has
trustanger issues, Alistair has abandonment issues, and Zevran and Leliana are happy they're working through all that but would really like them to just kiss already. Barkspawn doesn't care, so long as they're petting her.*************************************
This story started life as draft 1 of "To Resist and to Yield," so if the dynamic feels similar, it's not your imagination. :)
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25 May 2026
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Cullen Rutherford has been secretly nursing his crush on Dorian(and Dorian's now- lover, the Iron Bull) but it's hard when the two of them flirt like they breath. A rousing night at the Herald's Rest leads so some honest conversations, and Cullen finds that maybe his feelings aren't as unrequited as he'd assumed.
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21 May 2026
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Behind the SDN dispatch desk, former pilot Robert is playing a high-stakes game: wrangle a chaotic team of ex-villains in exchange for rebuilding his legendary Mecha armor. He expects a grueling management job, but he doesn't expect the Z-Team to become a family - and he certainly doesn't expect Flambae, the team's volatile, pyrokinetic ego, to violently derail his boundaries after a weekend encounter changes everything.
As a dangerous sexual tension ignites between them, both men find their carefully constructed walls rapidly collapsing; Robert struggles to protect the secret of his hero past, while Chad fights a losing battle against a softer, fiercely protective side he's terrified to show. But when the chaos of the front lines bleeds into their fragile new reality, they’ll have to decide how much of themselves they’re willing to expose before their carefully guarded worlds completely collide.
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- Part 1 of Waiting on You
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19 May 2026
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"This is so you don't get us both killed."
Chad began to protest and Robert took the opportunity to shove two fingers into his mouth, resting them heavily on his partner's warm tongue. "Because that's how fucking needy you are. You can't even make it a twenty minute car ride without begging for someone to get you off."
Chad pulled back, saliva stringing between his lips and Robert's fingertips. "Neither can you."
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17 May 2026