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After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.
There's a not-quite hysterical cadence to Childe's quiet words as he leans in closer, sweeping a hand wide to encompass shelves heavy with hundreds upon hundreds of icons and figurines depicting Rex Lapis in various forms both draconic and human, lovingly crafted and singularly, proudly well-endowed. "This is your dick temple," he whispers, for emphasis. "Just — here, in the middle of Liyue Harbor?"
"Worship comes in many forms, as a servant of the Cryo Archon is surely well aware," Zhongli says serenely, eyes narrowing in suspicion when Childe makes a small strangled sound to avoid pointing out the unfortunate innuendo. "What god would turn away a sincere offering?"
"The Tsaritsa doesn't have a dick temple," Childe mutters.
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25 Jun 2026
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Вот погасший фонарь, без которого не вернуться домой. Вот Иллуги с погасшим фонарём, без которого не вернуться домой. Вот тёмный лес, где Иллуги застрял с погасшим фонарём, без которого не вернуться домой. И, наконец, вот лежащий в отключке человек, которому очень вероятно требуется медицинская помощь полярной ночью в тёмном лесу, а рядом с ним только Иллуги с погасшим фонарём, без которого не вернуться домой.
Вопрос к происходящему возникает всего один.
Что делать-то теперь?
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22 Jun 2026
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"It also isn't a pleasant reminder– seeing all these new hormonal faces– when he knows Illuga is among their ranks during those times. Any one of them could be covered in Illuga’s scent and he wouldn't know. They could have sunk their claws or teeth into him, they could be saturating his life with their presence.
Flins by no means had any real desire to change Illuga, but he did selfishly wish the consumption of his thoughts were mutual. He did so deeply wish for his kin’s infamy to escape him, so he did not feel so strangely guilty about the depths of his obscenity. It came back to haunt him every day they spent apart. He couldn't fight it even if he wanted to, even if his face seemed unchanging."
(Flins finally gets Illuga to himself, for once. He takes full advantage of this.)
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22 Jun 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
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05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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22 Jun 2026
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One would say that answers are within one's heart, but even with that, Flins found it hardly useful. Did his body have one, or was there only fire? If through flames death can be glimpsed, could love be noticed too?
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21 Jun 2026