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    “It’s cute that you’re so obsessed with him,” Rose added, nodding toward the tall man in a leather jacket stretched out on the far side of the crowded café like he owned the fucking place. Which he didn’t. Shane did.

    “I am not obsessed with him,” Shane hissed.

    “You can just say you have a crush –”

    “I do not,” Shane interrupted her. “I just don’t like when assholes eat at my coffee shop.”

    A Coffee Shop AU in which Shane owns a coffee shop, and Ilya is an annoying customer.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    With his face contorted into a scowl that Rose warned him would become permanent one day, Shane opened the door to reveal one of the hottest men he had ever seen, shirtless, holding his long-lost cat.

    Instead of being suave or even just normal about the combination strippergram/pet deliveryman on his doorstep, Shane opted to blow it immediately.

    “Where the fuck have you been?” Shane yelled.

    A Neighbors AU in which Ilya is the annoying guy next door and Shane tries to deal with it.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The first thing Shane Hollander tells his parents about the man he will marry one day is that he’s kind of a dick.

    Or, five times Yuna asked Shane about Ilya Rozanov (and one time she asked David about them).

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    18 Jun 2026

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    A love story told in five Sundays and one Monday.

    “I don’t think you’re allowed to smoke here.”
    “I wasn’t aware the farmer’s market hired the fun police as security.”

    A Farmers Market AU where baker Ilya Rozanov and smoothie vendor Shane Hollander get off on the wrong foot.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Partying and pining in New York, situationship-era flirting, and semi-ironic marriage pacts.

    Just a day in the life of Ilya Rozanov.

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    17 Jun 2026