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“I thought you were going to be my good girl, show Rumi how pretty you are when you listen, but I guess not,” Zoey sighed theatrically. “That’s fine, even a bad kitty can be a good chew toy for me. But bratty chew toys don’t get to have fun in our perfect, cozy nest like good girls do.” She lowered her voice to a quiet rumble, leaning in close to Mira’s face. “Bratty chew toys get scruffed and fucked on the couch out in the open so everyone can see how fucking pathetic and messy they are.”
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the promised chew toy smut
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- Part 2 of cats & dogs
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20 Jun 2026
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Rumi knew she was far from a hybrid expert, but when she found the perfect apartment and her new roommates were two hybrids, she endeavored to learn all she could. Living with Mira and Zoey wasn't always what she expected, but it was always an adventure.
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Confused human Rumi moves in with black cat hybrid Mira and Golden Retriever hybrid Zoey. They get along like a house on fire.
edit: now a series of connected one shots :)
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19 Jun 2026
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I Growl, Snap, And Snarl. You Hold Me Tighter. by Dakota_Doesnt_Know
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
08 Jun 2026
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"Hi, I'm Zoey! It's so good to meet you!"
"Mira. Same."
This was typically the part where Rumi would be expected to introduce herself, but she didn't seem to give a flying fuck about what was expected of her if the way she still just stared even as Celine cleared her throat pointedly said anything.
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"Hey, we got you something from the store last night."
Rumi squinted between them and the bag. "Why."
"Because as much as you don't seem to like us, we like you just fine."
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"Well, come on. Aren't you going to bite somebody with those big sharp teeth of yours?" Mira prompted again with a raised brow, shaking Zoey's arm slightly, as if genuinely trying to entice Rumi to take a bite.
Instead of taking the proffered bait, Rumi turned her head away with a strong air of ‘well now I don't want to.'
"Thought so." Mira drawled, unimpressed. "Now how about you let us help you inside?"
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Alt take: Repression didn't work baybeee, now it's everyone's problem!
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19 Jun 2026
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being a bitch is my kink by Yannie for somethinglikesawyer
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
06 Jun 2026
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The collars were for-
Oh, what the fuck.
It wasn't like Zoey was a prude. She knew about kink—hell, she knew some of the things she sold were used for kink—and she'd also had thoughts about Mira putting a collar on her late at night when it was just her and her imagination, but-
"Oh my god," Zoey murmured. She could feel the heat radiating from her face. "You don't have a dog."
Zoey gets asked to make a collar for Mira's pet, Rumi, who's definitely a large dog and not her very human girlfriend, right?
Right?
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17 Jun 2026
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Rumi is taking too long to catch on to her roommates' advances, so Zoey leverages behavioral psychology to accelerate the process.
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That cold open from The Office where Jim trains Dwight to ask for Altoids, but instead of Jim it's ZoeMira and instead of Dwight it's Rumi and instead of Altoids it's makeouts.
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16 Jun 2026