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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Once upon a time, humans used to be the top of the food chain. But they were quickly dethroned when their creations-the drones-had enough of their abuse and torment. Now, they are at the very bottom, even below dirt. And now, they're the laborers, servants, and slaves. They're the one who're at the mercy of their very own creations.

    In the aftermath of it all, the humans are treated as nothing more than cattle to be produced and sold off. Such is the fate of one Uzi... Something. She doesn't think she ever had a last name. Either way, she's just as much a slave as the rest of humanity. And unfortunately for her, the defiant, fiery nature of hers is seen as a "commodity" among her kind.

    Though, she supposes she can still count one blessing, as her new "Master" doesn't appear to act like the rest. Of course, he isn't some push-over, but he's certainly nicer than Uzi could've gotten.

    Doesn't mean she has to like her Master, though.

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    17 May 2026

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    Uzi Doorman's life has been nothing short of hell. Bullied throughout middle school and her three years of high school, she finds herself in a less-than-satisfactory spot in her senior year.

    She has no high expectations, but she would like at least one normal year before she ends it all once and for all.

    Or in other words, a story where Uzi plans her suicide and the many things that annoyingly get in her way.

    Current chapter ── .✦ 32: In which, nothing bad happens on halloween—Uzi just wishes everyone would stop talking about it.

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    01 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    In which Uzi and N are famous and they have never met in person, only ever getting into arguments online. Five months later, N gets a wrong number from a seemingly kindred spirit.

     

    A nuzi wrong number celebrity au where they’re both oblivious idiots.

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    01 Apr 2026