Desdemony



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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Wasn’t that how it worked in fairytales? The prince gathered up the sleeping maiden, promised to wed her, the curse was broken and they lived happily ever after. But Fili wasn’t a prince, he was a bookkeeper to a drunk carpenter, and the marriage offer hadn’t worked anyway. So his little act of valour was a failure.

    In this world, the dragon failed to destroy Laketown many years ago, the King survived the battle of Five Armies, Bard is the properly elected leader of Laketown, and Fili and Kili are literally the boys next door who were raised with no idea of their royal heritage.

    The lives Fili and Sigrid live are small and dull and rather damp, but at least they have each other; but the world beyond is about to come crashing in.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    It was sheer chance when Bilbo thought back on it. What if he’d stayed home? What if someone else had run up the lane before him?

    But it was him. It was him and it was Kíli, and Bilbo wouldn’t change it for the world.

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    Long ago, a dwarf child was lost and found in a storm by Bilbo Baggins. He has no idea where his young ward came from; all attempts to find Kíli's family failed. Sticking together, they make do and it's a peaceful life.

    Until Gandalf arrives with talk of adventure. Until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield arrives on their doostep.

    Or: Kíli's a missing prince. Bilbo's not about to let his (son) ward face a dragon without him.

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    12 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    In which Tauriel, slightly drunk and fully provoked, says one careless thing about her Dwarven fiancé, and overnight, Prince Kíli of Erebor becomes the most discussed figure in the Greenwood. Kíli remains blissfully unaware. Tauriel is mortified. Legolas needs a drink. And somewhere, Thranduil is quietly judging everyone.

    A romantic comedy about unintended fame, elven curiosity, and a rumor that just won't die.

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    11 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    the war of the ring begins. kili joins the fellowship and has to deal with his trauma when he doesn't want to. the hobbits are not helping.

    this wont make sense unless you read king Fili.

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    11 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Legolas left Gondor after King Elessar’s coronation, hoping to avoid fading from a heart too bruised by unspoken longing. Unfortunately, fate had other plans, and he stumbled through a magical rift into Geralt of Rivia’s monster-infested morning.
    "Well fuck! Another one!”
    “Thy tongue is foul, wanderer. Pray tell, what is this word: ‘fuck’?” Legolas demanded, nose wrinkling in distaste.
    Geralt stared at him for a long moment, then shook his head.
    "Fucking portals," he muttered. "I hate portals."

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    05 Oct 2025