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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    It's the one-year anniversary of the day that Spamton left TV World behind, running away and never coming back.

    Tenna has spent the entire day thinking about this, and retreats to a private room once he has finished working; a room which is strictly off-limits to everyone else. Inside, a phone has been left hanging off the hook. After a moment of contemplation, and in spite of the fact that he knows no-one will answer his call, he takes the receiver into his hand and dials the number of his ex-partner.

    Meanwhile, in Cyber City, Spamton is sat inside a dumpster when his attention is drawn to an old rotary phone, which he wants to keep nearby. The phone is not connected, and Spamton knows that his immediate thought is illogical... but regardless, he still tries to call a certain CRT.

    They both have a lot that they want to talk about, even if they know that their calls aren't connected. They have spent the last year trying to convince themselves that they hate each other; but, deep down, perhaps they still do care...

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    I wrote this for Spamtenna Anniversary Week! The prompt that I chose was “Phone Calls”.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    my heart aches for these two losers....

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    When Ryunosuke finds himself unable to sleep, he makes his way downstairs to find a strange sight. He and Herlock Sholmes have a long overdue conversation about love, loss, and identity.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    “You’re being unusually scant on details, Holmes, even for you.”

    To that he is given nothing but a long, sweet smile that leaves him with the distinct impression of danger. Holmes reaches to smooth the lining of his jacket, righting his tie along the way. “Ah, well. If you had a less honest face, perhaps I would be less inclined towards surprising you.”

    Yuujin looks away. “I think the opposite would occur. You would see a challenge.”

    Holmes hums a laugh. “You may be right about that. Do forgive my theatrics, Mikotoba.”

    Holmes takes Yuujin out to the theatre. Kind of.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Humans had always assumed this or that about them and would continue to do so. It didn't matter.
    Did it?

    Five times humans through the ages assume Crowley is Aziraphale's lover. Five times Aziraphale has all kinds of complicated feelings about it. And once... well, Crowley's perspective on the situation.

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Mock dialogue in Castle Town from Spamton And Tenna, behind the computers in Queen's room. Tenna seems to have learned what an email is!

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    31 May 2026