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    Fuck.

    Lando just came.

    Lando just came from Oscar teasing him—he hadn’t even properly gotten his mouth on him yet. Hadn’t even spread him open, hadn’t even tasted him. And yet, here he was, thighs locked around Oscar’s head, pulsing beneath him.

    or when lando is incredibly desperate and oscar is losing his mind

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    pov: you are a ghost looking over the shoulder of charles leclerc, massive loser femme, while she looks through her whatsapp chat with her equally lame butch lover. and then you watch as she posts an unhinged instagram post too, because she's slightly insane.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Lando felt goosebumps prickle over his skin as he slowly began to run his hand up the smooth skin of his leg, his eyes glued to the contact and his lips parted slightly. The dreams that had woken him up so many times now, sweating and hard against his mattress or drivers’ room sofa, mirrored the exact position they were in almost to a T. It was a bit of a mindfuck, really.

    But Oscar’s skin was warm and delicate against his own, painfully real, undeniably there.

    “‘S pretty,” Oscar mumbled under his breath, seeming almost entranced by what Lando hadn’t thought twice about after he’d left the appointment.

    Lando had been called a lot of things in his life. Pretty wasn’t usually one of them. Fit, hot, gorgeous, sure - but something about the way that word melted off Oscar’s tongue had his breath catching in his throat, the firm muscles of his thigh constricting under his fingertips.

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    lando gets his legs waxed. oscar is a big fan.

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    George’s week has been chaos—students, meetings, and zero sleep. Then Max shows up early from his mission, bouquet in hand and that stupidly perfect smile. A warm bath, home-cooked dinner, and one clingy cuddle later, George figures maybe love really is the best cure for exhaustion.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Lance blinked slowly as his eyelids fought to drag themselves up once more. He felt heavy, but light, as he dizzily sunk into the couch.

    “You seem tired,” his teammate’s unmistakable voice spoke softly in the corridor’s silence.

    Yeah, tired, to put it mildly.

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    10 Jun 2026