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    you take shots (I make shots) by

    Fandoms: Hockey RPF  

    25 Jul 2018

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    “What’s your name?” Mitch questions, glancing up him.

    “Auston, with an ‘o,’” the guy mutters in a clipped tone, his eyes still locked on the screen on his iPhone.

    “Auston with an ‘o,’” Mitch softly parrots, nodding to himself.

    And Mitch can’t really be held accountable for the way his hands take offence to the guy’s blatant dismissal, scrawling his name onto the side of the cup with more vigor than necessarily required.

    Oustin.

    Objectively, it’s close enough.

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    I know how I feel about you now by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF  

    10 Apr 2026

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    It starts like most of the activities that Mack has undertaken recently, an idea that’s buried itself in Will’s head and he won’t give it up until Mack has agreed to do it with him. And Mack should say no more often really; why is he part of a book club when he last read a book at Shattuck? Well, he knows actually, knows he can’t look at Will in his clear blue eyes, full of trust that he’ll say jump and Mack will say how high. Mack has always been a people pleaser and there’s no-one he wants to please more than Will.

    or; Will decides hugging before a game will improve their line chemmy and who is Mack to say no?

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    #shaydenreal by for summerblood

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Dec 2025

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    shayden enjoyer @pikespike 11m ago
    ok but did u guys SEE the way he rushed to defend his man??? ur telling me u dont have EYES?????

    #2 shane hollander kisser @shaydenism 8m ago
    no ur so valid that was a fight to the death before the refs got there

    hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 7m ago
    ur all freaks pike literally has like nine kids

    hollanov real @g0v0yageurs 6m ago
    not to mention the WIFE 🤢

    shayden enjoyer @pikespike 2m ago
    theres no way a hollanov shipper is in my mentions rn calling ME a freak

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    Some Other Beginning's End by

    Fandoms: Hockey RPF  

    25 Jul 2014

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    “So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadian.'”

    Sid makes a face. Because seriously, Sid feels like he would’ve heard if Geno was dating someone that seriously. But then again, he had no idea Geno had a kid until he was sitting in a hotel room in fucking Finland.

    “Who?” Sid finally asks when Geno seems like he’s not going to continue.

    Geno takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “You.”

    “Me what?” Sid asks stupidly.

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    The summer Russia invaded Ukraine and Geno had to marry Sid: a love story.

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    I'll Believe in Ghosts (I have to, they're haunting me) by

    Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    24 Feb 2026

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    Were the other ghosts finally behind on the gossip mill? Will he finally be able to tell them news rather than the other way out? Wait. Wait. Was Ilya Rozanov his captain-in-law and when did Quinn start caring about the grave grapevine gossip circles? Jack was right, he really was finally losing it. Or maybe he actually had gotten a concussion from bonking his head on the back of his locker before the game and this was all just a hallucination caused by the ensuing brain damage. Probably not, but he could hope. 
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    What if Quinn and his ghosts existed in the Heated Rivalry universe part 2: aka, how Ilya Rozanov gets into Shane Hollander's hospital room unseen and Quinn's endless suffering.

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