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[Podfic] Monstrous by dance_across by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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Podfic of Monstrous by dance_across
“You transformed when you hit the water.” Ed speaks slowly, watching Stede’s face all the while. “And the transformation… healed you. You knew it would. That’s why you jumped overboard.” He pauses. “How much of that have I got right?”
Stede replies, “All of it.”Or: Stede is a sea-creature sometimes, tentacles and all. Ed is very into it. Tentacles and all.
(Canon-divergent AU beginning at the end of s01e06.)
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Edward Teach is woken up on New Year's Day by a phone call requesting his professional services. The request is just odd enough to pique his curiosity.
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[podfic] Interpreting Clouds by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Feb 2026
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It's been two weeks and things at the inn are going pretty good. Yeah, it needs a lot of repairs and, yeah, there are too many fucking bugs but, ultimately, things are good. They are together. Nobody's going anywhere. They kiss every morning, they work on the inn together all day and they fuck whenever they want.
Or do they?
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Maybe This Time by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde) for YellowMustard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Damage has been done. Serious damage. Physical, emotional, psychological. The unholy trinity of pain.
Ed has a great deal of healing to do. Physical, emotional, psychological. And, as much as he hates to admit it, he just can’t do that without at least some contact with the cause of it all: Stede fucking Bonnet.
As Ed’s scars slowly knit back together, and Stede gets the chance to darn the gaping holes he tore in Ed’s soul, the threads of their lives begin to weave into a skein of something new. Something potentially very fine.
And, who knows?
Maybe this time they’ll both be lucky. Maybe this time Stede will stay.
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A modern AU exploration of the post-Kraken era.
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Stede is fine with that. Really fine. Good, in fact. Too good, perhaps.
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Ed has been napping in Stede's bed. And Ed's been enjoying it. Really enjoying it.OR
An investigation into the effect of smell on existing attraction
N.B. This is not an Omegaverse fic.
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The Kraken and the Unicorn by DemonicHoarde, GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jul 2023
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Edward Teach is trying to figure himself out late in life, starting college, challenging himself to big scary new things. Once in class he finds himself surrounded by twenty year olds and feeling out of place, until a girl decides to befriend him and starts him on a path of finding the love of his life.
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15 Jun 2026
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[Podfic] "According to Plan" by YellowMustard by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 May 2026
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“...Mr Teach?”
“Mm-hm. Says right here, the substitute that covered your class yesterday was an Ed Teach.”
Stede laughs out loud.
“You mean to tell me,” he says, “that the substitute’s full, government name was Education Teach?”
“Edward, I’d expect,” says Lucius, giving Stede a look ordinarily reserved for the particularly dim-witted.
(Or: Stede has taken one day off. ONE. His classroom is a complete disaster. Who the fuck IS this Ed Teach? He can suck eggs in hell, as far as Stede is concerned. A modern-day enemies-to-lovers teacher AU, because the author is deeply self-indulgent and needed it to happen)
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Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
28 May 2026
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“...Mr Teach?”
“Mm-hm. Says right here, the substitute that covered your class yesterday was an Ed Teach.”
Stede laughs out loud.
“You mean to tell me,” he says, “that the substitute’s full, government name was Education Teach?”
“Edward, I’d expect,” says Lucius, giving Stede a look ordinarily reserved for the particularly dim-witted.
(Or: Stede has taken one day off. ONE. His classroom is a complete disaster. Who the fuck IS this Ed Teach? He can suck eggs in hell, as far as Stede is concerned. A modern-day enemies-to-lovers teacher AU, because the author is deeply self-indulgent and needed it to happen)
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
29 Apr 2026
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"Mr Bonnet, I need your full attention while I demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft."
Conveniently, Cabin Crew Manager Ed already had Stede's undivided attention thanks to his gorgeous rumbling voice, beautiful beard, blood-red lipstick and matching kitten heels, pencil skirt and blazer, complete with rainbow He/Him pin badge.
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Stede takes an overnight flight on Sunday 24th December. Unbetaed.
Bookmarked by GildedCage (DemonicHoarde)
06 Apr 2026
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Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him.
Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship.
“What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?”
“Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly.
“If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him.
or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.
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