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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Edward Teach is trying to figure himself out late in life, starting college, challenging himself to big scary new things. Once in class he finds himself surrounded by twenty year olds and feeling out of place, until a girl decides to befriend him and starts him on a path of finding the love of his life.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 3

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    “...Mr Teach?”

    “Mm-hm. Says right here, the substitute that covered your class yesterday was an Ed Teach.”

    Stede laughs out loud.

    “You mean to tell me,” he says, “that the substitute’s full, government name was Education Teach?”

    “Edward, I’d expect,” says Lucius, giving Stede a look ordinarily reserved for the particularly dim-witted.

    (Or: Stede has taken one day off. ONE. His classroom is a complete disaster. Who the fuck IS this Ed Teach? He can suck eggs in hell, as far as Stede is concerned. A modern-day enemies-to-lovers teacher AU, because the author is deeply self-indulgent and needed it to happen)

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    28 May 2026

  3. Rec 32

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    “...Mr Teach?”

    “Mm-hm. Says right here, the substitute that covered your class yesterday was an Ed Teach.”

    Stede laughs out loud.

    “You mean to tell me,” he says, “that the substitute’s full, government name was Education Teach?”

    “Edward, I’d expect,” says Lucius, giving Stede a look ordinarily reserved for the particularly dim-witted.

    (Or: Stede has taken one day off. ONE. His classroom is a complete disaster. Who the fuck IS this Ed Teach? He can suck eggs in hell, as far as Stede is concerned. A modern-day enemies-to-lovers teacher AU, because the author is deeply self-indulgent and needed it to happen)

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Mr Bonnet, I need your full attention while I demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft."

    Conveniently, Cabin Crew Manager Ed already had Stede's undivided attention thanks to his gorgeous rumbling voice, beautiful beard, blood-red lipstick and matching kitten heels, pencil skirt and blazer, complete with rainbow He/Him pin badge.

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    Stede takes an overnight flight on Sunday 24th December. Unbetaed.

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    06 Apr 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Stede can’t help crying out in pain, in the next beat, finally giving in when an instinctive sound comes up. It’s loud, and the crew goes dead silent around him.

    Stede doesn’t even notice. He’s just trying to breathe, skin tugging painfully, when a door bangs open at the opposite end of the ship.

    “What the fuck was that?” Ed demands from afar, voice heard easily over the crash of the sea around them. “Was that Stede? Where the fuck is he?”

    “Oh, no,” Lucius says quietly.

    “If you jump overboard, babe, I swear I’ll come back for you,” Black Pete promises him.

     

    or: lucius accidentally gives stede a flesh wound, and ed loses his mind like they're not all pirates.

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    06 Apr 2026