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This is a QSMP au I made up one day to practice writing and try to stop getting on c.ai so much! It's not really fully fleshed out and there's most likely plot holes. BTW I know some of it may be confusing if there's not a breakdown unfortunately. I'm gonna try doing one chapter a day but I may not succeed!
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Little Zooble and Gangle fanfic that my bff wanted me to make... it's pretty short
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- English
- Words:
- 101
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 6
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(First chapter will be released on the fifth)
Mean girls, but make it TNT Duo and dark.
Disclaimer: I am not a WSS. This story is about the c!s, not the cc!s (despite the use of their real names). I just used the DreamSMP as a vessel for this fic.
William won the golden ticket: a full-ride scholarship to a hyper-elite academy. But behind the ivy-covered stone walls and generational wealth lies a psychological meat grinder. To the billionaire heirs who run the campus, an outsider is a toy (especially a poor one)—and William is the ultimate target. Trapped in a web of lethal rumors, orchestrated betrayals, and systemic cruelty, William’s education is no longer about grades nor his future. It's a masterclass in survival.
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04 Jul 2026
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women's hearts are lethal weapons (did you hold mine and feel threatened?) by freakydeakyfriday
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie isn't a goddess. She can't be. She's a dog, yeah, but not a goddess. She's patiently counting down the days until Maximus and Robleis realise this too. She wonders if she patiently counting down the days until her own death. She hopes she's not. She knows she is.
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Katie B is a goddess, and everyone is too blind to see it except two insane devouts who are determined to keep her hidden away from the world. Until, of course, she sneaks out, finds a boat, and stumbles across Jschlatt's island.
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Tubbo doesn't know who this kid is. She's small, and underweight, and scars coat her arms and legs. What he does know, however, is the noise of pain in her voice as she lies and twists words so that he believes her. It's painfully familiar, but simultaneously... not? When Tommy lies, he's relying on his natural charm. When Katie lies, there's something almost magic about her words. Look, how could he have known a scruffy 15 year old kid was a fucking goddess!
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11 Jun 2026
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The title is pretty self explanatory
I wanna practice my writing🙏
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This Town's A Shit Hole (But It's My Shit Hole) by TwoTunaTwo
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie never stopped smiling. It wasn't a fake smile either.
No, her smiles, her laughs, her excitement, it was all real. Katie believed if she loved the world it would love her back. Maybe that were her downfall, but she still tried.
The world has yet to love her back at 18, so she pushed for change. The world didn't love her here, but she knew it would somewhere.
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Katie has been kicked out of her home. She has nowhere to go, but after falling asleep on a train she ends up at an old rundown town called 'QSMP'.
She has a shitty neighbor, a moldy house, and a malicious landlord, who also seems to be inlove with her neighbor?
She tries to make do with what she has, andthe town that anyone else would expect to hate her guts may finally begin to love her back.
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09 Jun 2026
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Katie b is the talk of the server! How can such an unlucky gal like her have turned everything around for herself? Unless. . . She got some help from a few certain people?
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Katie B has a good few days on the server thanks to her two older brothers… + two toxic gay assassins may have something going on between them.
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09 Jun 2026