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    “Dammit, why does no one ever get the details right?” Eddie sighs, turning to slap his hand against the wall for emphasis, shaking his head in dramatic disappointment. “She was sucking your horsedick outside a Jiffy Lube.”

    “That’s—it doesn’t matter, Munson! Why did you tell everyone I have a huge dick?”

    “I told you I would keep your secret.” Munson puts a hand over his heart, batting his lashes. “And I promise you, Harrington, I am nothing if not a man of my word.”

     

    Eddie walks in on Steve naked.

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    26 Jun 2025

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    “You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t believe you, Harrington. Straight boys don’t get off thinking about dick. That’s an indisputable fact of the universe, and a key point in my own personal doctrine.”

    And maybe Steve should laugh, shrug, call it a night. He should do that, re-examine all of this when he’s sober.

    He doesn’t. Instead, he says, “Try me.”

    Eddie lifts himself up on an elbow, turning to his side so that he’s looming over Steve when he says, “Just to confirm…”

    Steve nods encouragingly, bolstered by the absence of a dismissive laugh, an awkward change of topic.

    “You’re saying that you want me,” Eddie continues, eyes darting between Steve’s, “to talk about fucking a dude. To see if you get hard.”

    Or; Steve’s pretty sure he could get hard while thinking about gay sex, even though he’s straight. Eddie’s just along for the ride.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Steve is a typical guy leading a typical teenaged life--except he's obsessed with his hole. He spends a lot of time engaging in unsafe masturbatory practices, and trying to fill himself physically and emotionally. Eddie Munson comes along, and that becomes a lot easier.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    A year before Will Byers disappears, when Steve is 16 years old, he dreams of the Upside Down. The dream, a warning, means that high school plays out differently. Steve learns ahead of time who he actually wants to be, what to care about, and that he can be brave about a lot of things he wouldn’t expect--including Eddie Munson.
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    This is my excuse to rewrite Steve Harrington at Hawkins High, who deserves to feel true friendship and to play Dungeons and Dragons. And, of course, a nice love story with Hawkins’ hottest.

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    11 Apr 2025

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    "Why don't you come visit me in the city in the Spring?"

    Steve Harrington is a burnout. Since the defeat of Vecna, he's been stuck in a rut. In May of 1991, he decides to visit Robin at college in order to try and get out of his head. Maybe hit a few parties, see the sights. But what he finds is much more than he expected.

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    A Canon-compliant mystery!

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    16 Jan 2025

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