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Golden Hoard by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
02 Nov 2014
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Dragons steal gold and jewels from men and elves and dwarves, wherever they can find them; and they guard their plunder as long as they live. But Smaug has never seen hair this colour, before.
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13 Apr 2026
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Cursed with immortality as punishment for his blasphemy, Odysseus adapted as best as he could to his everlasting life.
Now, old friends have requested his help, something he is more than willing to offer, but he will have to work together with the very person he shares common hatred with.
Poseidon.
Will they both be able to join forces and defeat a common enemy? Or will they destroy each other in the process?
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23 Jan 2026
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“Enlighten me, Odysseus. What do you value most?” Patience was a waning thing in Zeus’ tone, the god leaning in close and as smothering as the humid front of a storm. A strong hand grasped Odysseus’ jaw, bringing in the king nose to nose to with a god who now stood to scale with the man atop the deck.
The unblinking eyes of his crew and the electric gaze of a king upon him, nowhere to run and none to outwit. To persuade? Odysseus raised his chin in Zeus’ grasp, shrugging off his tattered tunic from his shoulder, “There are many roads to settle a debt owed, no?”
The fingertips digging into his jaw slackened for but a moment, the gall of a mortal making Zeus briefly falter before he spoke, “Persuade me then.”
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12 Jan 2026
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Odysseus enjoys making Poseidon call off his storm a little more than he expected. The feeling of divine flesh yielding to his strikes is heady and intoxicating in a way he couldn’t predict. Good thing he got all that violence out of his system. Now he can integrate back into the life he’d missed and leave that whole mess behind him. Unless…
(OR Ithaca man confused, horny and armed. More at 11.)
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05 Jan 2026
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Obsession by ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
22 Jul 2025
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After their battle on the rocks, Poseidon hasn't been able to get the mortal out of his head. Confrontation is unavoidable as Odysseus just tries to enjoy a run on the beach
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Odysseus: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Plot if you squint
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05 Jan 2026